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Music Notes

“Hey baby, here I am…Come rub up on my belly like GUAVA JELLY.”

That, my friends, is an actual line from an actual song that I heard on the radio not too long ago. What appalling visuals do you get?  I don’t find rubbing on any belly that resembles any kind of gelatinous sustance to be sexy AT ALL. I like my men firm, fit, and healthy…not fat, jiggly, and blobbish. Can you imagine using that as a calling card? “Hey baby…come rub my disgusting belly because it looks like the chutney you spread on your toast this morning!” WER-WER!

Vegetable Rights

While I believe in animal rights, I also believe in having meat as part of your daily diet. That is probably just my being a hypocrite, but there is scientific and historical data that suggests that we are supposed to eat meat despite what those health-food nuts might suggest. But while they are too busy advocating animal rights at restaurants and fashion shows, they overlook the fact that plants, too, are alive. Plants might not bleed the way mammals do, but they breate and drink just like the rest of us. And since no one has proven that plants don’t think, there is no reason not to assume that plants have no perception of consciousness. Therefore, I will be advocating PLANT RIGHTS. Down with murderous salad bars and grass skirts! When I order a hamburger, I only want to see meat and cheese! And let me inform you all that “veggies” is a racial slur for “vegetables”! No more will my chlorophyll-celled brothers be subjected to the tortures of being consumed by self-proclaimed vegans. Salvation now for the Plant Kingdom!

82 Days until the LSAT.