F*CK XANGA
Those douche bag programmers are giving away the Premium goodies to Classic users for free, making it completely pointless for people like me to shell out $25 a year for features everyone else can now use. They try to make amends for this rip-off scam of theirs by implementing new “features,” such as upgrading our picture accounts to 2 gigs instead of 100 megabytes. The f*ck do I need 2 gigs of space for? I’ve been here for almost four years, and as Paint-happy as I am, I haven’t come close to using up the original 100 megs of space I recieved when I first became a Premium member.
*Yeah, I know it has a lot to do with my being averse to advertising my life through billions of pictures (because it’s PRETENTIOUS, look it up), and I still stand by my moral of not posting up pictures of myself when I know none of you give a crap about what I do. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE!*
As clueless as I am about business management (4 years at USC down the drain), I do have some idea about the suicidal downward spiral known as “cannibalism.” Yes, that means eating your own kind, but in the business world it stands for when a company eats away profits from one of its products by pitting another product against it. It’s like your left hand competing with your right hand, and the left hand winning—yes, that’s the best analogy I could come up with.
Anyway, in this case, Xanga is making its Classic account better in hopes of attracting new users, but old users have no incentive to buy Premium accounts when Classic accounts are just as good—come to think of it, the new Classic accounts are actually better than the original Premium accounts were.
The give-and-take from this is more like a straight giveaway: Xanga is giving Premium blog accounts away for free, and in exchange is the losing money it could be making off of us stupid Premiums users, who will inevitably stop paying for our accounts and just stick to Classic. Why not? Classic is the old Premium, and people like me, who still live and die by the old Premium ideology, have no use for the added upgrades of new Premium. We could just save money and enjoy Classic.
Seriously, this is the poorest game plan I have ever seen, minus World Com, Enron, and some other companies I don’t care about. I am never paying for my membership again.
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