So this sh*t popped up on my parents’ cell phones 25 minutes ago:

Which of course caused them and the thousands of other Hawaii residents who received the emergency text to panic. But according to the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency:

That’s nice. How about you f*cking announce this on the radio and television and whatever other media is available, instead of just posting this “Oops, our bad!” on Facebook?

F*CK YOU, HEMA! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU!

UPDATE

Looks like an all-clear text was sent…

More than 30 minutes after the emergency text was sent. Thirty-f*cking-minutes! Unacceptable. F*CK YOU PEOPLE SOME MORE!