The Asian Conversation…
A general Asian to Non-Asian conversation might go like this:
Non-Asian: So what are you? Japanese?
Asian: No. I’m Chinese.
Non-Asian: Oh…(insert lame excuse about why he/she guessed incorrectly, without letting Asian know that it’s because all Asians look alike.)
*Pause*
Non-Asian: I knew a guy who lived in Japan for a few years
Asian: Oh…that’s cool (Thinking: No, it’s not)
You will have at least one conversation like this if you’re Asian. It’s one of those things that’s inevitably going to happen in your lifetime simply because your eyes are slanted and your hair is naturally black.
It always starts out with the ethnicity check. You’re not just an Asian–the person you’re speaking to, regardless of whether or not they will ever see you again, will want to know specifically what kind of Asian you are. That information is probably even more important than what your name is. It’s as if labelling yourself gives other people a better idea of what kind of person you are…but really, it’s just a polite form of stereotyping.
However posing the ethnicity question is a guaranteed invitation for Awkward Silence because, face it, there really isn’t a lot a person can go on when someone answers you with, “I’m Chinese.” You can’t say anything other than the lame, “Oh, that’s cool…” or “Really?” or even worse…
The Generalist’s Answer.
You tell them you’re Chinese, they respond with knowing someone who lived in Japan. Or that they watch Korean dramas. Or they like pho. It could practically be anything.
China is a country in Asia, but since the Non-Asian doesn’t know anything about China or the Chinese, he/she will pull any piece of information they can about another Asian country and somehow fuse China and this other Asian country together as one. They just make all Asian countries one to cover for that Awkward Silence they caused with their nosiness. By pulling the Generalist’s Answer they are hoping that because we all look alike, our experiences are the same too.
So living in China is the same as living in Japan, Korea, or any other Asian country. And being Chinese is the same as being any other Asian.
So when you hear, “I knew someone who lived in Japan,” in response to, “I’m Chinese,” or whatever you are…you know that the other person is just pulling crap out their ass because they have no idea how to respond to your answer.
When someone pulls the Generalist’s Answer on me and expects me to think they’re more open-minded about the Asian culture just because they have a friend who’s Korean, or their roommate studied abroad in Thailand–it offends me. Bad enough you have to ask me about my ethnicity, but that you’re so ignorant as to think that being Chinese is the same as being any other Asian race truly insults my intelligence. I don’t run around asking other people what they are, and I don’t think being from Egypt is the same as being from South Africa even though both countries are in Africa. Nor do I think that the French are the same as the Germans. It goes on…
We’re all different even though we’re under the banner of “Asian.” But the mystery that is being Asian keeps us stuck in this routine of having to define ourselves specifically, and then listen to someone’s boring ass story about how they’ve always wanted to go to our homeland, or how they like eating ethnic food.
How would you like it if you told me you were Mexican, and I told you that I like eating tacos? I think you’d kick my ass.
It’s racist…but because we’re Asian, and we get it all the time, no one thinks twice about having these types of conversations with us.