Read an article on Perezhilton.com about that bald British actor who plays the same character in every movie Jason Statham–> Curious about the age difference between Statham and his girlfriend –> Looks him up on Wikipedia –> Sees that he was previously linked to a Kelly Brook –> Clicks on the link  to Kelly Brook’s page to see what she looks like –> Sees this:

It says Kelly Brook is a “…pornstar who has massibe breasts that I wanna lick.”

–> Massibe? –> Looks down at keyboard –> Sees the “V” and “B” keys are right next to each other –> Spelling Nazi inside me goes nuts, “‘Massibe’?! Are you f*cking serious?! It’s ‘massive’! Maaaasssssiiiiive!!!!”