Tuesday May 25, 2010

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Now, where are my manners? I almost forgot to respond to this Xangan’s heartfelt message!

“Y didnt you just say I past the test? Y did you have to waste my time wit all the stoopid pics?”

Because I wanted to…so there.

P.S. Can someone explain the “Lost” finale to me?

Posted 5/25/2010 at 12:55 AM

77 Comments

too many pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:7 AM by daniel

lol

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:10 AM by thesexydevilgirl

the events that happened on the island were real.

the events that happened in the alternate time-line were not. it was just a “purgatory” or waiting place where people have to remember about the important things/moments/people in their lives in order to let go and move on to the next phase which is going to heaven/nirvana/higher plane after the church scene. 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 2:33 AM by cbr600

lol mspaint ftw

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:14 AM by deux02

i like your blogs and post if it means anything to ya… all of them they are refreshing 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:51 AM by chinkdub

Interesting that the message write stated “you past the test”, when in reality the test went “past you” in going to your parents place instead of yours.

Well, at least his message get a timely response…..sigh.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:24 AM by SoullFire

lol must be a lot of cat poop since you have so many

Posted 5/25/2010 at 7:11 AM by mistermino

Sigh, you’ll always be my miss xangamerica, misses comic book lady. 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 6:45 AM by Ironstove

They’re zombies. Fin.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:8 AM by Morrison_is_Vicious

I honest to God wish I could explain the Lost episode to you. I’m still trying to figure it all out myself.
And where was Echo? Did everyone just forget he was there?

Posted 5/25/2010 at 7:28 AM by TheGiantSlayer

lol you’re blogs are long.  but I’m always impressed by your digitally designed pics 🙂

Posted 5/25/2010 at 8:10 AM by wonderland7386

I like how you showed us with .. pictures  

Posted 5/25/2010 at 2:47 AM by babixling

please post more words…

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:15 AM by tsotofu

Whomever he/she was, he or she needs to “grammar check” before posting a comment…

I like your pictures.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 5:26 AM by DaniAegee

I think you’re pictures are awesome.  Keep it up!

-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted 5/25/2010 at 9:47 AM by jigg

Well, it would be quite odd of someone with your educated upgbringing to say that you had “past” the test. 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 8:24 AM by shoujo

More pics the merrier I say.  It brings a unique sense of story telling.

As for Lost, everything that happened on the island really happen, but the flash sideways world was sort of a purgatory that the group made for themselves.  They couldn’t move on until they all found each other again.  That’s kind of a quick summary, but it’s the gist of it.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 11:10 AM by Roadlesstaken

you always look very good in triangles.  i can’t imagine why that would draw any complaints.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 12:45 PM by TheBigShowAtUD

Congrats on passing the bar! To be honest, I wasn’t diggin’ the pictures much myself until that chick took her glasses off. She’s hot, but I think her face may be a little too round for those frame. Peace, congrats again, and good luck as you move out into the world and help to make it a little safer for the bad guys (or whatevers man).

p.s. I have this friend who got stopped for speeding, but it wasn’t his fault, a beer can got wedged between the floor and the gas pedal…

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:28 AM by AOK4WAY

Nice touch with the cat poop clumps…lmao!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:38 AM by Melosa

I quite like your posts… They’re an easy read, but they’re not dumb, either, which is a rare combination, I must say. The pictures make the posts “yours”, per se…

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:21 AM by M_E_M_O_I_R

Hey, I’m a big fan of the pictures!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 11:1 AM by TheCheshireGrins

i think your blogs are just perfect.

if someone explains the lost finale to you, could you make a blog full of pictures explaining it to me?

Posted 5/25/2010 at 8:46 AM by mizzaimilei

If she doesn’t like the pictures, she doesn’t have to read it.  I, personally, love the way you present your blog, and that is why I *do* read it.  I think it’s awesome.  Congrats again on passing your test!!!  That’s so exciting!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:31 AM by where_are_my_fritos

That commenter is just jealous of your cartoon ability.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:47 AM by amygwen

That person was complaining because a picture is worth 1,000 words.  So that blog was about a bajillion words, way beyond the commenter’s ability to read.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:29 PM by impossibleangles

I hate when people complain about inconsequential things on people’s blogs. If you don’t like it, don’t f*cking read their blog then! Damn!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 9:44 AM by SAM_in_LA

Hehe.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 8:49 AM by mycontinuity

Haha, I love your posts!  Grats on getting your anti-picture cherry popped.  =D

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:21 PM by the_rocking_of_socks

lol…yes cherries popped indeed

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:30 PM by escaping_logic

what be MORE awesome are real pictures from you.  like photoshop your face on your animated pics or vice versa…

or stick with tried and true.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:1 PM by ScrapPaper

How often do you actually wear dresses?

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:20 PM by zircle999

I thoroughly enjoy your stoopid pics =D congrats on passing the bar exam!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 2:14 PM by ailili

Haha… love the response to that Xangan.  What a hater.  I like the triangle dresses… they’re somewhat endearing.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:54 PM by yakko1

There is more than one cherry?

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:33 PM by HereLiesNelsontheGreat

I think your pictures are halarious 🙂

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:8 PM by YOUNGAZNTIGER

Would be awesome if you had pictures of the times that someone else popped your other cherries.=P

Posted 5/26/2010 at 12:27 AM by Mr_Jin

Just for that:

MORE PICTURES, PLEASE! 😀 And the more the better! In fact, throw in a couple of ‘Where’s Waldo’-like cartoons in there and see if she doesn’t respond again 😀

I love your pictures. Don’t ever stop!!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:34 PM by lilxwunxnxluv

ignore that dude!! i love your picturessssssssssssss!!!!!

Posted 5/26/2010 at 2:2 AM by hnut99

lol.  That’s fantastic!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 11:40 PM by Katseye4pirates

The Lost finale is a metaphor for human being’s love of inane things. 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:31 PM by FoliageDecay

The LOST finale:  an attempt to hide the fact that there was never a grand plan in the plot development and most of the loose ends could not possibly get tied up or reconciled with one another even if the most brilliant writer of all time made it a personal mission and did nothing but write the LOST finale for two crucial career years that would then be tragically LOST forever.

Congratulations on joining the rest of us in the fun fun world of lawyering and I hope this comment does not contain too many words.  

Posted 5/26/2010 at 12:37 AM by ordinarybutloud

I don’t stop by that often, but your pictures always make me chuckle. *chuckles*

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:49 PM by fLiPgUy31O

Screw what the person thinks. Your blogs always have me choking on laughter. ALWAYS (OK, maybe not always…more like…..87% of the time =D ) I love your blogs, whether they be words or stick figure pictures, because they are funny. As. Hell. True story. 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 10:4 PM by tenshii_rage

MOAR PIKTURS!!!!!! lol

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:12 PM by vvn_0_0

People suck.

Gotta love the wonderful spelling of the message you got. Brilliant.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:52 PM by Unstoppable_Inner_Strength

Awesome talkback, lady.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:2 PM by nimbusthedragon

I like the pics! It adds another dimension to what you are writing ;).

Oh and Lost was basically the sideways/alternate life was purgatory.  Everyone died but in their own time then they met up in purgatory (where time is irrelevant… so Jack may have died “now” but Hurley may have died hundreds of years from “now.”)

Posted 5/25/2010 at 5:52 PM by AmeliaHart

I wish you drawing was a real girl.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:29 PM by HUMOR_ME_NOW

Ha, I love it. “Don’t waste my time…on the INTERNET.”

Jeez.
You’re one of the best time-wasting things on the internet!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:40 PM by CallMeQuell

Haha! Congrats on passing! I happen to like the little girl in a triangle dress.

BTW. I’m confused a bit too on the Lost finale. I take it the island was limbo. No one survived the original plane crash. Jack’s father was the “Christian Shepard” who allowed everyone to go to heaven.

That was my interpretation of it.

Now, what the Darma stuff and time travel had to do with it all, I have NO idea!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 11:6 PM by JuliusCaesarSalad

That was great! 

Posted 5/25/2010 at 2:30 PM by ItsWhatEyeKnow

It is so amazing that people feel the need to flame others on their own blogs.  Idiots.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 6:22 PM by lonelywanderer2

I have no complaints about your drawings, except I thought that your kraken was too friendly-dragonish. However, the way you draw poo makes up for that one, minor flaw. So funny! So funny!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 7:51 PM by dirtbubble

lol that pretty good u use drawing to express urself on ur blogs

Posted 5/25/2010 at 9:3 PM by DJHong15

GREAT response.. Keep doin what you do =)

Posted 5/26/2010 at 2:17 AM by neverx_enouqh

don’t you love it when people bitch about your choices in blogging?  Just striking out to be mean, and for no other reason but to be mean, that person would be nuked off my friends list stat.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:23 PM by Diva_Jyoti

Nice!

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:48 PM by eclecticapunkqueen22

Pictures are awesome. (:

Posted 5/25/2010 at 2:59 PM by TheDarkCreature

Ahahha..I like the fact you have stick figures. 🙂

Posted 5/25/2010 at 1:59 PM by throughsamseyes

LOL!!

cool pictures 🙂

Posted 5/26/2010 at 12:45 AM by maninamonono

The Lost Finale In a Nutshell: Go watch “Jacob’s Ladder”. It’s better and has the same ending.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 11:8 PM by RazielV

you and your ms paint, still cease to amaze me =p 

did you have a facebook?

Posted 5/26/2010 at 3:59 PM by silliboooger
Why is this person on Xanga to begin with? Judging from his/her shorthand notes and short attention span, he/she is better suited for Twitter.

I think your MS Paint drawings are great.

Posted 5/26/2010 at 6:2 PM by AHardDaysWrite

i love the comics! (esp when your cats are involved =D)

Posted 5/27/2010 at 4:18 AM by Trinity86

lol?

Posted 5/27/2010 at 12:23 AM by aznboy4p

Love your response! As I always say, it ain’t a book if it has no pictures, so maybe the same goes for your blog!

Posted 6/2/2010 at 10:20 PM by kckckcking

Too many pictures! Not enough pictures! I love that she just happened to have a bag of cat poop clumps… awesome!

Posted 5/26/2010 at 4:28 PM by Jeff91199

@TheGiantSlayer – oooh!! i did forget about echo! he was so awesome!! 

Posted 5/27/2010 at 11:54 PM by jing116

LMAO.

Posted 6/8/2010 at 3:29 AM by Movie_Misfit

@jing116 – He was my favourite character

Posted 5/28/2010 at 5:20 AM by TheGiantSlayer

I’m concerned about the fact that you set cat poo on fire and just stood next to it. Maybe the commenter was a troll.

Posted 5/26/2010 at 6:47 AM by aimlessdrive440

I am getting this feeling that people who like to complain ironically have pretty bad grammar; maybe it’s because words run through their mind too fast for them to care about grammar–they can’t even keep up typing out their negative thoughts! But I shan’t stereotype.

Congratulations!

Posted 5/26/2010 at 9:53 AM by kingofblur

I love this. 🙂

Posted 6/16/2010 at 10:45 PM by Lynn1013

I happen to love the pictures 🙂 Keep them.

Posted 5/26/2010 at 11:20 AM by katiekinns_123

Oh I missed your posts!! And the pictures are what makes the posts so awesome. And you’re a Lostie too? The end was rubbish imo. 😛  Well, the last scene with Dr Sheppard. Check out this video or darkufo for theories. I think the producers wrote a letter to the fans there. No real explanations though, so don’t get your hopes up :/ 

Posted 5/26/2010 at 7:26 PM by LostlnLondon

You’re hilarious. Seriously.

Keep drawing your ridiculous pictures.

Posted 6/8/2010 at 2:45 PM by TARxNation

Thursday May 13, 2010

Remember that bar exam I took back in February? Well, guess what? The freaking results are out!

But first, some back-story:

After I completed the last portion of the exam, I had to fill out an information card. One of the questions asked where I wanted to have all future exam-related correspondence mailed, and I assumed this included my test results. Scores were going to be sent out approximately 12 weeks after the exam, and since I knew I’d be back in California by then I, of course, put down my California address.

The results weren’t scheduled to be released on any specific date, but I figured I’d find out sometime in May because that’s when previous February exam scores were released. And I already had an idea of how that fateful day was going to play out:

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Okay, I don’t know for sure if I’d be throwing the envelope aside in favor of watching an episode of “Cops,” but I know I would not tear it open the moment I received it. I’ve been dreading this day ever since I took the exam. I didn’t study as hard as I should have; I didn’t do any practice exams; I half-assedly went through a multiple choice workbook–there was no way that envelope contained anything more than a “FAIL!” notice and a b*tch slap.

I was sure this was inevitable outcome, and it was probably going to ruin my day. So I planned to put off the whole finding-out-my-fate thing until I had, like, giant elephantiasis balls–or at least balls that were so big they could cushion the beat-down of failure.

But waiting it out was most likely going to be difficult…

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Damn you, talking envelope! Damn you!

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I’d eventually have to open up the envelope though, because I don’t think my parents or friends would accept hearing excuses like, “I didn’t receive it yet, even though it’s December 2011,” or “I think one of the cats ate it,” or even, “There’s no such thing as a bar exam–stop smoking crack!”

But before I did anything, I’d try to purge the aura of failure from the envelope!

First, I would give it a human sacrifice! Or, rather, a Hunan chicken sacrifice because human sacrifice = prison.

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Then I’d bless it with holy water!

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I had been playing this scenario over and over again in my head, and was expecting all these things to happen–right down to the creepy talking envelope. The only thing left now was to wait for my results to show up in the mail.

And then my dad called:

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He sounded distressed, like something really bad had happened…

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Did I just hang up on my dad? OMG! I hung up on my dad!

Why did the bar people mail it to my parents’ house?! I wrote down my California address on the card! The results were supposed to be mailed to me so I could grow giant balls, do a Hunan sacrifice, and bless it with holy water! Now everything was messed up and completely out of my control!

And on top of all that, my dad was calling me back…

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I hung up on my dad again! I am the worst daughter ever!

And again, my dad called me back.

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Posted 5/13/2010 at 4:58 PM

71 Comments

So did you pass or what?

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:17 PM by Mr_Jin

NICE! *thumbs up* Also I love your cats reactions to all this. =)

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:22 PM by sumoneoverthere

Congratulations!

-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:26 PM by jigg

wassup, JD!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:29 PM by ScrapPaper

Congratulations Miss!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:27 PM by zircle999

this post was awesome! congrats!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:31 PM by kirlynz

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:40 PM by deux02

and your sexy time dance needs work…

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:41 PM by deux02

Congratulations!!! I love the Hunan sacrifice idea. I will keep that in mind next time I need to pray to the uh… gods.

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:41 PM by shoujo

Congrats!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 6:15 PM by yakko1

Congrats!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:49 PM by chinkdub

oh nice! congrats congrats!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 6:8 PM by wonderland7386

Hey! Congratulations! 

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:50 PM by dirtbubble

Congratulations! 

Posted 5/13/2010 at 5:41 PM by Les_Sylphides

Yay!  Your cats don’t have to go to a shelter now!  (Can I put you on retainer?)

Posted 5/13/2010 at 7:6 PM by whotakethmycoke

That’s awesome! Best of luck to you!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 9:9 PM by wired_cynic

Congratulations Sylvia. Hunan Chicken part was awesome lol

Posted 5/13/2010 at 7:3 PM by mistermino

Congrats!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 6:15 PM by yakko1

congrats!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 7:15 PM by owbert

That’s amazing.  Congrats on your achievement!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 9:9 PM by Roadlesstaken

Now the next step: ….uh, what IS the next step?

By the way, if your cats need a new home, there’s one right hereeeee 😀

(CONGRATULATIONS! Now if only I can get my way into grad school….)

Posted 5/13/2010 at 7:28 PM by lilxwunxnxluv

Surprise + congratulations = Surgratulations!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 12:39 AM by Thegirlwhoknowstoomuch

Yay!!!!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 11:12 PM by GodsGirl62

great comics….and congrats on ur bar exam!=)

Posted 5/13/2010 at 7:33 PM by Mistykalady

good. now i don’t have to write you off as a mega-fail. gre scores are given back immediately after you take the test. no chance to hide from the scores.

Posted 5/13/2010 at 7:34 PM by aimlessdrive440

Congratulations! 

Posted 5/13/2010 at 11:37 PM by IngSuki

Congratulations!  And thanks, this was entertaining and somewhat similar to what goes on in my imaginations!

Posted 5/13/2010 at 8:57 PM by Recognize_Twen

OMG CONGRATS!!!! 😀

Posted 5/13/2010 at 6:35 PM by noree_n

Congrats on passing the exam.  🙂

Posted 5/13/2010 at 11:44 PM by Thoughts_Of_P

I didn’t study as hard as I should have; I didn’t do any practice exams; I half-assedly went through a multiple choice workbook

You are not serious are you?
Either you are extremely intelligent and quick,
Or they switched your exams with someone else.

Congrats.

Posted 5/13/2010 at 11:31 PM by Vairyl

awesomeness! congrats!!! 

Posted 5/14/2010 at 3:19 PM by krnprecious84

u got me hella nervous reading thru the post.  :p

Posted 5/14/2010 at 4:39 AM by jennievu

your posts are so freakin entertaining.  congratulations!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 12:10 PM by RiKa951

yay to awesome!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 3:57 AM by infinitiNY

hahaha I love the sacrifice and prayers. Good of your father to call and give you the news. I would prefer someone telling me I passed a licensure exam over having to open those letters. ugh.

Congrats now you can partaaY

Posted 5/16/2010 at 3:14 PM by joooolie

Cue the lawyer jokes. . .  Congratulations.

Posted 5/14/2010 at 1:42 PM by Ewithani

congratulations! 

Posted 5/14/2010 at 1:25 PM by ViCkIoOoS

hahaha aww poor dad. congrats! 😀

Posted 5/14/2010 at 6:42 PM by elizyma

YAY!!!!! I hope that’s me in August 🙂

Posted 5/14/2010 at 1:56 PM by RaVnR

CONGRATULATIONS.

you’ll never take a test like that ever again, huh?

Posted 5/14/2010 at 1:13 PM by TheBigShowAtUD

you are so spoiled, how dare you hang up on Daddy???

Posted 5/14/2010 at 9:10 AM by Konrado

awesome! congratulations!!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 5:53 PM by AttractHappiness

Congratulations on passing the bar! 

By the way, your jig is indeed awesome.

Posted 5/14/2010 at 9:1 PM by kckckcking
wow; that must of been hard xD but congrats! ^______^; now you’re a lawyer I’m assuming..haha
Posted 5/14/2010 at 8:21 AM by Hinase

congrats 🙂

Posted 5/14/2010 at 6:5 AM by vchink

Congrats! 😀 Cute post! 😀

Posted 5/14/2010 at 2:28 AM by iamthebella

lol, this was great. congratulations and God bless.

Posted 5/14/2010 at 3:32 PM by rowancv

Lol. Yeah, those big tests are hard and demanding. As much as you want to know, you don’t really want to because if it’s bad it means you have to take it all over again. Something you don’t want to do.

Posted 5/14/2010 at 3:22 PM by evilcleo

Congratulations, that’s really great news!

Posted 5/16/2010 at 3:37 PM by vwagenjetta

LOL, this cracked me up. Congratulations!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 6:7 AM by SecretNeverTold

LOL that was great. 

Congratulations!! 

Posted 5/14/2010 at 1:33 AM by pandora__x2

Awesomeness! Imagine if he hadn’t called you, all the other crazy thing you might have done before opening the envelope…he probably saved you tons of time. 

Posted 5/15/2010 at 12:31 AM by tenshii_rage

That’s awesome! Congratulations 🙂

Posted 5/14/2010 at 8:15 AM by TheCheshireGrins

Congrats!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 2:16 AM by X_Beautifully_Fragile_X

lol, this was cute.  fav was the perverted envelope upskirt…
congrats on passing!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 1:23 AM by tsotofu

I’m going to assume you passed, and for that, nothing but HUGE props girl! 

Posted 5/15/2010 at 12:39 AM by Dreamere124

My heartfelt congratulations!!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 7:49 AM by Bricker59

so did you really need to write all that just to say you passed? congrats!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 3:16 AM by mediocricy

Whoot whoot!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 6:35 AM by ItsWhatEyeKnow

Yessss!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 7:17 AM by mycontinuity

CONGRATS!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 8:50 AM by loopyamaranth

Congrats!!

Posted 5/14/2010 at 3:40 AM by KarmaDiffuser

lol, congrats!

Posted 5/22/2010 at 3:53 AM by Trinity86

wow, congrats!!!!!! you smart mofo, I knew you could do it 🙂

Posted 5/19/2010 at 9:25 PM by YOUNGAZNTIGER

Super congratz!

But write comedy on the side of your super-successful law career, okay?

Posted 5/25/2010 at 3:36 PM by FoliageDecay

Congratulations!

Posted 6/8/2010 at 3:31 AM by Movie_Misfit

congratulations. I read this post because of today’s post. lol I thought the cartoons were delightful.

Posted 5/25/2010 at 4:33 PM by HUMOR_ME_NOW

lol Congrats! I’m catching up on your blog today; I haven’t signed on to Xanga in forever!

Posted 6/7/2010 at 4:0 PM by sam

Good Job!
BTW, I love your post.
I was already giggling because of the cats comments, but when you say you
hung up on dad I lost it.
You are totally adorable and hysterical.
Oh, and I occasionally utilize the power of gray skull too!

Posted 5/29/2010 at 9:51 AM by Mastema71

: )

Your posts are amazing!

Posted 6/7/2010 at 4:59 PM by ChasingPirates

ahahaha. i love you!  this is very amusingly written! =)

Posted 6/8/2010 at 6:0 AM by ms_coco