Team USA’s uniforms for the Sochi Winter Olympics look like someone dyed an elf’s costume dark blue, rolled it in a vat of bald eagle’s sh*t mixed with Uncle Sam’s vomit, and then shot it up with white paint balls while banshee-screaming, “‘MURICA!”
Team USA’s uniforms for the Sochi Winter Olympics look like someone dyed an elf’s costume dark blue, rolled it in a vat of bald eagle’s sh*t mixed with Uncle Sam’s vomit, and then shot it up with white paint balls while banshee-screaming, “‘MURICA!”