Snow boots are supposed to keep your feet warm when you are walking around in, what else? SNOW. Eskimoes are generally seen wearing them, along with a fishing pole and some dead salmon, I suppose. Scientists in Antarctica also wear them when they go out and do their research.

So why the fuck are people in currently hot-as-hell Los Angeles wearing SNOW BOOTS?!?

Meet the Ugg Boot, or as I like to call them, the UGGLIEST BOOTS EVER.

Kate Winslet, being a dumbass by wearing snow boots when there’s no damn snow.

I am so hateful of these “fashionable” boots, and it drives me crazy to see people on campus, right here at USC, wearing them in 76 degree weather. And these dumb girls couple them with, of all things, summer dresses. Isn’t that the ugliest shit ever? The fuck are you people thinking?

The last time it snowed in LA was in January 1949. If you were around then, it would be acceptable for you to have snow boots now because you needed it 55 years ago.

But if you’re a 20-something who owns a pair because you saw that retard Cameron Diaz wearing them around Rodeo Drive, you need to shoot yourself in the face. Or call me:

I will chainsaw that shit right off for you.

Dumbasses.

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  1. awww thanks for the comment… n wow a comment from u after how many times i xangaed? haha… nehows thanks for the comment heh.. i feel honored 2 receive 1 from u since ur SOOOO COOL.. heh

  2. Those types of boots were the hipandcool thing to wear for the longest time … they still wear them now although it’s acceptable to me since it’s winter right now in Vancouver. Although I can see why you are going apeshit about girls wearing them in sunny LA :@.

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