absolutangel64

What would your name have been if you were born the other gender?

Mine would have been Jonathan. Jonathan Wang…? I wonder what kind of boy I would have been.

Here’s the thing with Asian males: you’re either a “nerd” or you’re a hair-spiker. There is nothing in between the two. I’ve seen hair-spikers that wear glasses, but they don’t fare well as well on the books as nerds do. And I’ve seen nerds try to become hair-spikers, but they just look like gangly nerds in oversized clothing.

So I were Jonathan, I’d be either a nerd…or I’d be a super-fly gangsta. But I think I’d be more of a nerd because my parents wouldn’t let me spike my hair if I wanted to.

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I tiptoed around this for about a week, but I finally succumbed and bought Onimusha 3. Yeah…it’s going to suck. I don’t play action games (except Mario), and the last game I bought that wasn’t turn-based was Parasite Eve. So yes…I am going to be weeping and crying and tearing my eyes out. I hope it’s not scary though because I’m going to have to return it if it is anywhere near Silent Hill status.

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I have 53 subscribers, but I’ve never gotten more than 8 comments on an entry. I notice you guys have a preference for my angry writings with pictures over my personal entries without pictures. Hmm…what does that mean?

The world is made for those with acerbic wit. And we’re all innately bitter.