I wonder why I never thought of complaining about this before…but I guess it has something to do with my having an aversion to change.
I hate it when people put up pictures of the stuff they bought. That’s even more annoying than having to read about it because it illustrates a lame Xanga entry with lame pictures. I didn’t care before when you described the object in great, unnecessary detail–and I truly don’t care to see it in a full-color jpeg. That’s pretty much insulting to my intelligence and sense of taste. I mean…what the hell are you doing it for? To drive home the fact that you spent money on something? You and the other billions of people who went shopping that day—you guys are all part of some exclusive club where the only thing that’s lacking is exclusivity.
But I guess I’ll join the bandwagon. Check this shit out:
I bought a banana!
The purists are objecting: The pictures I post are of designer brands that cost more money than I make! Blah blah, whine whine…
How is that any different than the picture I put up?
That’s no ordinary banana—it’s a DOLE BANANA, you bitches! High quality, brand name banana.
You know what would be something worth posting up? Your bowel movement. Am I right, or what? A picture of someone’s funky doo-doo would get a rise out of more people, more often than a picture of some fancy purse. Why, just last night I had an intestinal attack that I’m sure would have impressed you guys if I put a picture of it up. It looked like an atom bomb had fallen into my toilet and exploded into a mushroom cloud—a greenish-brown mushroom cloud that was so rank my cats started frantically trying to commit suicide by jumping out the window. Those kidders.
Poo is the right thing to doo…damn, I am good.
absolutangel64 
OMG!!! B-A-N-N-A-N-A !! Like Gwen’s Hollahollaback girl?!? ROFL!!pardon my momentary short-circuiting and intentional misspelling offensealready an update ?I won’t take this personally of course, since this is a virtual world, but if you want my point of view : it’s fun to do so…for the blog’s owner!Y’know, xanga by definition IS cheesy…Even when I don’t update, and I just love to contemplate my own colourful entries, secretly…just to make me happy =Dwhich reminds me, Destiny’s video is on and I pay attention to the song for the 1st time. I’m thinking that the group only obeys the law of the market : what’s kO0L for the under 25ers, guarantees boosting the selling factor. Dumb indeed it is, but blame their parents.
sweet banana.
Owww my sides! ROTFLMAO
i have no idea how i surfed on to your site. fortunately for me your insights are quite eccentric and therefore entertaining… your ranting sounds a bit like a combination of anti-consumerism and a general sense of pointlessness in internet journal writing, aka xanga.
What’s a Dole Banana?
In Australia.. Dole is what we call the unemployment benefits given out by our welfare system^^
Yeah please don’t remind me of that bowel movement I had at 3 in the morning after spicy fishhead curry … I christen mine a vente half caf decaf soy cappucino with chocolate chips (o.O).
And no I didn’t take a photo because I was too busy figuring out whether the rest of my internal organs was still in my body …
But DAAAMMMNNNN that fishhead curry was delicious