Has anyone paid attention to those Budweiser “Real Men of Genius” commercials?
They’re the best thing that’s ever happened to our society! Right up there on my list next to Big Macs and Final Fantasy.
Here is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever heard: Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer:
Today, we salute you, Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
(Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer)
Though we’d never tell you to your face,
You’ve got the breath that could stop a charging elephant.
(Show us some mercy)
We want to hear what you have to say,
we just want you to say it from way over there.
(Keep on going)
What was it you had for lunch, a dead rat, a rotten egg, a turd sandwich?
(nasty turd sandwich)
Whatever it was, it just singed off my eyelashes.
(oh)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight barnacle breath,
because you put the hell in halitosis.
(Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer)
[The stuff in the parenthesis denotes parts that this rock-singe person chimes in on in between lines.]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How come all the cool commercials are the ones I never see? I’m always stuck with the crappy Geico “cartoon gecko lectures real gecko” commercial, and the nightmarish 1-800-DENTIST commercial where the woman over-dramatizes how thankful she is to find a dentist that doesn’t molest her son. (Okay, maybe “molest” isn’t the word, but from her facial expressions you’d swear that was what she intended.)
I have to find more of these Real Men of Genius clips!
2005 commercials
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Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
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Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
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Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
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Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
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Mr. Labor Day Inventor
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Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
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Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
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Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy
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Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor
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Mr. Egg Nog Inventor
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Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
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Mr. Nosebleed Section Fan
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Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
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Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher
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Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
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Mr. Moped Souper-Upper
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Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor
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Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
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Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
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Mr. Mail-Order Bride Orderer
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absolutangel64 
Haha, those are really funny. Have you heard the new one? It’s about the really loud cell phone talker guy…
lol some of the commercials makes you go o_OI used to love the old VW commercials, but the new ones really suck!!!you know those black-n-white PSP commercials with either hairball or baseball talking with a mexican accent? I participated in the market-research for that set of commercials like 3 months ago. $50 for an hour and half of work is equivalent to my work salary, and no tax, so why not?
yea im also stuck with watching all those lame commercials in the daytime. i swear those commercials are like the equivelent of b-movies. i always thought that 1800dentist commercial was amusing, the doctor seems so unenthusiastic about getting interupted by the chick. hes probably thinking “ok can u leave me alone now? im trying to look up little kids to molest on myspace with my laptop”
have you heard mr. boneless buffalo wing inventor. it makes my day when i hear these commercials on the radio.
http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.phpYou need to scroll down though to get the good stuff though …. you can even download it all XDXDXD.my personal favorite is Mr Really Bad Toupee wearer … I almost had a hernia laughing so hard.