Sharon Stone made this delightful comment last Thursday about the China earthquake:

“I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”

Sharon Stone couldn’t tell the difference between karma and a Caramel Frappuccino–even if you pointed out repeatedly that only one of them comes in a cup. She’d probably still pick up the Frappuccino and say, “I hope this karma is nonfat.”