Thursday September 22, 2011
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Who wouldn’t want the power to make wrinkly, creased up paper all flat and crisp?! Posted 9/22/2011 at 7:4 PM
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Bent paper flat? Hmmm… Posted 9/22/2011 at 7:10 PM by npr32486
That skill would save me so much money on printing paper! Posted 9/22/2011 at 7:17 PM by mr_jin_tonic
Could you use the bent-paper-flat power to iron linen shirts? If so, not only would you make a great wife, you’d make a fortune in the dry cleaning business. Posted 9/22/2011 at 7:18 PM by deux02
this reminds me of the tv series Chuck! Posted 9/22/2011 at 8:18 PM by joooolie
I wish I had ghost powers, like Danny Phantom! Posted 9/22/2011 at 8:5 PM by randaness
Any superpower involving paper might also be of interest to the government. But I like the practical approach. Maybe the ability to restore estranged socks to complete pairs, something harmless and helpful to everyday folks. Posted 9/22/2011 at 8:20 PM by dirtbubble
Making anything, including people, disappear. Posted 9/22/2011 at 8:56 PM by Inciteful
U like eating pizza with ur sis!
Posted 9/22/2011 at 9:4 PM by cbr600
I’d have the superpower of awesomeness (i.e., being awesome at everything I did). Posted 9/23/2011 at 8:42 PM by yakko1
Sadly, I’m pretty sure I went through a similar thought process regarding teleportation as my superpower. Posted 9/24/2011 at 3:43 PM by Roadlesstaken
Lol, good stuff. I definitely like the revised superpower. It reminds me of the movie Mystery Men. Posted 9/22/2011 at 9:11 PM by McScarry
lol, this was hilarious Posted 9/24/2011 at 9:52 PM by firetyger
This… was amazing. And it’s so true. I can’t help but think about all the “real life consequences” of having a superpower, if it were to happen. I mean, shit, if I could fly? I’d probably end up in a jet engine or something. Even though your cartoons are simplistic (in a good way) their expressions are SO hilarious. I look forward to your posts every time!! ^_^ Also, my ultimate superpower? To be able to eat as much as I want without it ever clocking in more than 1200 calories in my body. AWWYEEEEEHHH! Posted 9/23/2011 at 9:17 AM by nimbusthedragon
@McScarry – I’m more of a fan of the dreadfully mysterious Sphinx. Though the Shoveler was pretty cool too. 😀 Posted 9/23/2011 at 10:49 AM by Lakakalo
i would love to have the power of teleportation!! i would teleport my ass to NY back and forth. and maybe teleport myself to a quiet place in the country side as well! Posted 9/27/2011 at 8:41 PM by AznBoy659
It is sort of getting difficult figuring out who is dead and in Purgatory and who isn’t 1st ressurection should probably be exciting… Don’t mind the tares. Posted 9/24/2011 at 10:40 PM by kirbym
I would choose a slightly different albeit similar superpower – restore faded colors of pictures back to their original hues! Posted 9/27/2011 at 12:29 PM by kckckcking
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