Wednesday October 26, 2011

I know I haven’t been regularly updating my blog like I said I would—but I have a good reason: I finally got a job! As an attorney! OMG! I’m a working attorney!

I’m not saying this as someone who is bragging about being employed, but as someone who had spent over a year trying to get into the legal profession without any success. Yes, I’d been pounding the pavement and mass mailing my resume the entire time, but all I got out of it was an ever growing list of bad first interviews and rejection letters.

It wasn’t as if I was surprised by how hard it would be to find a job. The market was already in the toilet when I graduated from law school, and I knew I would be spending at least a few months tearing through the classifieds. I just didn’t expect it to be as difficult as it turned out to be. I mean, I wasn’t just competing against my former classmates in this War for Work. I was also up against people who had degrees from better schools, got better grades, had more work experience, etc. All I had on my resume was a brief college internship at a tiny law firm, and some random research projects I did for other attorneys. The end. No, really, that’s all I have on my resume. And I’m pretty sure most of the employers only interviewed me because they wanted to see the loser who tried to get by on such crappy credentials. And let me tell you, I did not disappoint:

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I eventually realized that the traditional resume/interview route wasn’t going to be enough, so I turned to networking in hopes that my bright personality and enthusiasm would make up for the things my resume lacked. Unfortunately, you can’t really impress people with personality traits you don’t have…but at least I did not disappoint:

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Networking didn’t get me anywhere. Resumes and interviews didn’t get me anywhere. It was starting to look as if I was going to have to pack my things and move back home.

Before I could start throwing my stuff into trash bags and boxes, however, I had to go to an interview. It was for a job that had been posted on my school’s website, and I applied even though my chances were slim. But slim chances are still chances, and I ended up receiving an e-mail from the employer later that day, asking if I could go in for an interview the following afternoon. And of course I went because it wasn’t like I was busy or anything. And then the strangest thing happened. I got the job! No kidding! And when I told my new boss that I didn’t know much about the law he specialized in, he just said, “Well, the only way people learn things is by having someone teach them.” An employer who is willing to take the time to teach an employee something from scratch? OMG! They do exist!

Anyway, that’s why I’ve been a little busier than usual. I haven’t had an actual job in a quite some time, so my time management skills need a little work. But I’m getting better, I think. I mean, I managed to put this post together, right?

Thanks for putting up with me!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 4:15 AM

22 Comments

Congrats!  Hope you enjoy your new job!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 4:21 AM by npr32486

Congratulations!!!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 4:28 AM by KnightInCROATIANarmor

Congratulations on getting a job in this tough climate!  Please show them how hard you can work and your skillz!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 5:18 AM by zircle999
Congratulations Sylvia! That’s great
Posted 10/26/2011 at 7:4 AM by mistermino

Congrats! =D

Posted 10/26/2011 at 4:34 AM by Cucumber_Melonhead

Congratulations!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 8:45 AM by just_the_average_jane
Take the kitties out for a treat!
Posted 10/26/2011 at 11:28 AM by cbr600

Congrats on the new job! Good luck!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 6:31 PM by yakko1

That’s so awesome to hear!  Go celebrate this achievement =D

Posted 10/26/2011 at 7:17 PM by Roadlesstaken

Congrats!!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 3:15 PM by oxlorixo
I find the notion of someone who has an advanced degree and admission to the bar moving into their parents for lack of opportunity to be a horribly frightening one!
Posted 10/26/2011 at 8:59 AM by McScarry

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 9:56 AM by mikim0to

Congrats on the getting the job!  Yes, those types of employers do exist if they find the right candidate.  😉

Posted 10/26/2011 at 4:39 PM by Thoughts_Of_P

Congrats!

“Well, the only way people learn things is by having someone teach them.”   That never happens!!!!

What type of law?

Posted 10/26/2011 at 9:0 AM by AmanduhPie

Congratulations!  Welcome to the working week. . .

How are the kitties coping with your sudden inconsiderate absence?

Posted 10/27/2011 at 1:0 AM by Ewithani

Congrats on getting a job! 

Posted 11/9/2011 at 5:36 PM by gorman117

So freaking awesome!

Posted 10/29/2011 at 11:55 PM by mycontinuity

what a relief! actually i’m studying to be a paralegal atm and the first lesson i’m learning is that lawyers are up to their noses and higher in work and simply don’t have the time to talk to me to tell me what it’s like in the field. so i’m at a loss right now. 😦 but i’m def. really happy for you and hope that even with this new attorney position, you’ll still make time to post on xanga!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 11:40 PM by wyrdkismet

Congrats on the job and hanging in there!!!!

Posted 10/27/2011 at 11:14 AM by bamsniko22407

CONGRATULATIONS!

Posted 10/26/2011 at 10:36 PM by misajour

HA HA HA!  Those are great cartoons.  I am SO glad I don’t have to deal with “colleagues” anymore!

fyi, I tagged you in my latest funny blog, the funny xanga babies blog.  none of the tags worked but I now see why yours didn’t.  I left off the last part of your name.

anyway, you’re in it if you want to check it out sometime.

http://divajyoti.xanga.com/755758263/xanga-babiesfall-edition-2011/

Posted 10/31/2011 at 2:44 PM by DivaJyoti

Congratulations!

Posted 10/27/2011 at 7:5 PM by AsToldByKatie

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