Team USA’s uniforms for the Sochi Winter Olympics look like someone dyed an elf’s costume dark blue, rolled it in a vat of bald eagle’s sh*t mixed with Uncle Sam’s vomit, and then shot it up with white paint balls while banshee-screaming, “‘MURICA!”







Team USA’s uniforms for the Sochi Winter Olympics look like someone dyed an elf’s costume dark blue, rolled it in a vat of bald eagle’s sh*t mixed with Uncle Sam’s vomit, and then shot it up with white paint balls while banshee-screaming, “‘MURICA!”







I’d like to see someone beat them in the ugly sweater competition.
And whoever manages to win would get a platinum medal in blinding-by-fug.
Agreed, way too much going on. They needed to project runway that for a better look.
SERIOUSLY!
Good call, but I wish you had included illustrations. Maybe an elf, a bald eagle, and a vomiting Uncle Sam. Your illustrations are always the best.
Done! π I love requests!
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Wooooow. lol