Gawd I hate, hate, HATE that Etsy commercial where a girl is looking through a display of mini personalized license plates, and is disappointed that she can’t find one with her name on it, and then off camera, the sales guy asks, “What was the name again?” and the girl says, “Shiori.” The sales guy then says in this exasperated and incredulous tone (probably because he’s a racist), “What?!” as if she had asked him to give himself a sand enema and then fart it out into an ant hill while screaming, “Oh no! It’s a sandstorm!”

Ugh, I hate that last part the most because it’s so overly done it’s cringey. And of course Shiori is dejected, and then I don’t know what happens after that because the five-second countdown before the “Skip” button is activated on YouTube has reached zero and I have clicked on it like I was the Usaine Bolt of mouse-clicking.