absolutangel64

haha, It’s not what you say, but how you say it. You’re the doo doo could mean the same thing, but it definitely sounds a bit more on the negative “wtf did you just say?” side… but if you add an exclamation point at the end and say it cheerfully it changes the meaning, no? haha

Thanks for adding some humor to my day =)

A good point, you have made.

haha you think of the funniest things

It comes from drugs. As in ” you got the shit?” It was initially derogatory, but the euphoric high is coveted and sought after, thus it became a complement to say that someone is “the shit”

I never got that either…  but your illustration of “the shit” is spot on and hilarious!

U da bomb!

… ‘bring on the corn!’ haaahahah omg.

your comics are da shit!

this strip is the sh*t!!!  🙂

I hypothesize the compliment was originally lengthier, something to the effect of “The Sh!t-stomping Motherf#cking King!”  Later, people shortened to the compliment to simply “The Sh!t.”

Lol. Gotta admire the way your brain works. Your rendition of the talking poop is a bit disturbing though, not nearly as cute as Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Lol.

Similarly, when people say “stick it to The Man” and when people say “You da Man!”, they must mean different ‘Men’.

hahaha

you can try to call someone the poop, and see if they take it as a compliment

This post was the shit.

My interpretation of it is that during the vietnam war, US Soldiers would drink Vietnamese coffee that had the beans fermented in civet dung. This coffee was so better than regular coffee because the enzymes in the digestive tract of a civet would break down the proteins and enhance the flavor. Therefore…the coffee was better because it was the shit. Stood by among the soldiers that “the shit” was good and therefore became common lingo to use in other forms of communication.

Of course i’m talking completely out of my ass right now, but i figured this would be a fun way of answering your comic 🙂

so the entire time i was reading this, I kept wonder “what is that green juice they are drinking?” are those mojitos? but there’s stuff at the bottom of the glasses…please fulfill my curiosity.

also as everyone mentioned, this comic was the shit. lol

I guess this mystery will never be solved!

haha this post was the shit of all shits!

You’re the shit of all shits.  ❤

u never having kids r u!

yay, more kitty friends!

HA!!!

I was somewhere…I don’t remember where and this kid behind me had a flag.  He waved it over my seat and it was constantly hitting me in the head.  Turning around and glaring at him didn’t help so I started glaring at his mom which didn’t help either.  I think the kid knew what he was doing but was a little shit head and didn’t care.  Finally, the kid had to pee or something and they walked away from their seats but left that damn flag…which I grabbed from his seat and snapped in two pieces.  When they got back to their seats he cried that his flag was broken and even though the crying was annoying, I had some satisfaction.  🙂

One of my friends told me once that parents have the ability to tune their kids out when they’re horribly annoying & forget (or don’t care) that other people can’t.

boo no kitties….anyways completely agree with you.

my mom would have killed me if i acted like that.

This is why I hate most children. Whenever I get a kicking kid on a plane, I don’t even let more than 10 minutes go by; I let him/her and the parent know as soon as it starts happening by getting up immediately and giving both of them the fuck-off face (then by proceeding to ask ‘nicely’ to stop) so I don’t feel grumpy the entire flight.

But when I have kids, I’m seriously not tolerating any of that crap. I can’t stand it. It’s like the parents succumb to their own children and it’s annoying.

Traveling on a plane with a bratty child sitting next to you should be added to the penal code as an available punishment for criminals – although it would probably be ruled out as cruel and unusual.

The problem is too many people put themselves in the “PC” trap of not wanting to make a fuss or complain, so they suck it up and seethe on the inside.

When I was on the plane one time – “little junior” decided to sit sideways and rest his feet on me occasionally. I looked at “mom”, who pretended not to notice. Rather than just grin and bear it, I asked her to do something about it – I even threw in a please in there. 🙂 Her response was “I don’t think I can get him to stop!”, but quickly came up with the solution of switching seats so little junior was now on the other side.

If she had not solved the problem, I would have called an attendant and complained.

In your situation, what you should have done was complain to the restaurant about “kid tweeter”, with the emphasis that you may not be returning because you’re having an unpleasant dining experience. The restaurant will do the math quickly and solve the problem if enough people voiced their opinions.

Having your own kids allows you to sympathize only slightly.  I HATED all those situations you described and if my son ever acted that way in public, I’d “jerk a knot in his tail,” as my mom would say.  Of course, today it is a delicate process of how to “spank” and discipline in public because some crazy people might call the appropriate authorities, but so far my kid knows that if he doesn’t cut it out by the time I count to three, I’m good for my word and he gets spanked (so he usually stops at one or two).

I wish folks would teach their kids manners, too.

I doubt you could be firm nowadays without being accused of child abuse.

I think there’s a disconnect somewhere between when we were children and today’s parents. My brother was annoying but my parents would always set him in line with the whole, “if you do that again your life is going to be hell” look. They’d never let us get away with bad behavior. problem is, the little shits will grow up thinking it’s okay to piss others off with no consequences, and will beget another generation who does the same. If that happens, ima shank a couple of parents so they get the hint.

I was on a flight from LA to Boston with an infant that cried the entire flight. The. Entire. Flight. I would have said something to the mother, but since the kid was a baby, there was nothing she could have done either. She did apologize to all of us, though…

http://www.economist.com/node/21543122?fsrc=scn/tw/te/ar/nonnonandnon

Parents need to teach their kids tough love. As in discipline and telling the kids to shut it in appropriate times.

http://x51.xanga.com/6ffe34e160c34281087839/b223927378.jpg

I totally sympathize with the frustration of being trapped on a plane with loud/obnoxious/misbehaving children. The thing is, I’m not always sure what exactly a parent can do at that very moment. Misbehavior is more of a problem built up over time and as pandora_x2 point out above, if the parent tries to spank the child, someone will call the authorities. Plus, you’d then have to deal with the crying and screaming of the spanked child!

My friend Cyndi has a daughter that’s in her terrible 2. She’s 2 years old, and she tends to throw a temper tantrum when we go out and eat. Common courtesy, we would take her baby outside the restaurant and try to calm her down. We will attempt this 3 times. If by the 3rd time she doesn’t calm down, we just bag our food to go. I mean, it’s common courtesy. Now, when I worked at my old restaurant, we had a “kids eats for free” policy. 3 adults, 10 kids. I shit you not. I kicked them out.

The problem is we’re not spanking our kids anymore. Kids, god bless’em, can’t be made to behave without the fear of death in them. Sometimes I’d like to spank my kid but rather than damage his mental health, I’ll let him damage any stranger’s.

I’ve never let my boy do anything dumb like that.  I know how annoying kids can be.  He’s usually very good when we go out, but sometimes he has an off day.  When he’s being a little turd nugget, we just ask for our food to go and we leave.  No sense in bothering anyone else with his nonsense.

Sigh. Why are there so many people who shouldn’t be parents, parents??!?!!!

I think a lot of parents coddle their kids these days as opposed to actually being parents.

Sedate your baby! Stick something in their mouth–anything, your finger will even work! for goodness sakes make it stop!!!!!

I was stuck on a red eye 12 hr plane ride with this annoying lap baby. Mom was chubby, which is not a crime but when you’re already big and those airplane seats pack us like sardines, how on earth do you fit a squirming baby in your lap? The stupid kid kept kicking my chair while the lights were off and everyone was sleeping. I kept turning around to look at the woman and of course she was asleep and didn’t care at all. I straightened my seat all the way up and baby still kicked, every time I dozed off, kick!

People who can’t properly discipline their children or unwilling to do so, should not be allowed to have babies. Those undisciplined children are the same ones at high risk for becoming law breakers, stealers, cheaters of society. They are led to believe they can get away with anything b/c that’s how it was at home. So innocent people like us end up being punished for their craptastic parenting.

I was on a flight with a set of parents and 2 young kids behind us. And part way through, one of the kids threw a tantrum and was crying, screaming, and kicking the chair in front of her. And her parents tried really hard to get the kid to stop. Including asking them nicely, then sternly, then even holding down the kid, and other various things. And the parents apologized to our row. But in that case, I mean, what can you do? The parents cared and really tried to stop it but the kid was in a funk.

Some parents these days surely wouldn’t do anything about their kids even they are so freaking annoying. I did witness a kid crying his lungs out in a restaurant just about a month ago. I think there were two families dining together at the same table, and both families had one toddler each. While one kid was crying his lungs out in that tiny little restaurant, the other kid was just looking at him in awe. They both seemed to be the same age. My friend and I kept giving the looks to that table, but the parents of that crying kid wouldn’t even say a word to shut him up. It was really annoying. I really wish I’d never have kids like that when I have on my own. When we were that young, we had to behave even at “the look” by our parents. I don’t know if it’s just them or the time had totally changed which made the kids simply more annoying.

Seriously. What the fuck man! My sis in law cannot control her kid either but she doesnt know how to. She calls him retarded and stupid and annoying and he can’t talk yet so he has no idea what shes saying to him so he throws a hissy fit and then she gets even more annoyed and then he gets more frustrated and it’s just a fucking nightmare. She’s taking him a d her kid #2 on a trip to georgia by herself. Ummmm good luck. So glad im not going.

This is why you should always hit your kids.

i read the article you’re talking about. go jetblue for taking a stand.

This is the reason why so many parents I know leave their children at home when they go out!  haha

lmao, I hate children as well 😛

This makes me terrified to take my kids (age 1 & 2) on planes. My oldest lasted through a 6 hour flight, sound asleep, when he was 6 months old, but the flight back…he got about halfway through before he started crying. I felt like the WORST PERSON EVER.

As they’ve gotten bigger, I now am the bitch mom who will just leave wherever we are (dinner, ice cream, playground, whatever) once a tantrum starts. Yeah, it’s courtesy to the rest of the world who doesn’t want to hear my children’s pathetic whining, but more importantly it teaches the kids themselves that being a brat doesn’t get what you want.

feel kind of weird replying so much but omg, things seem just so obvious to most of us.. obviously..

@Still_Bruhaha – it’s true, once you have a kid, you can’t hear him/her! lol weird right…

I know there are bad kids but it’s parents’ jobs to teach kids not to act like little shits like that flag kid. Glaring at the parent didn’t help?  Bet that’s a badly behaved parent.

@pinksoda117 – someone once told me, why.. we need a license to get married, but we don’t to have kids?  kids are much more responsibility and there is no divorcing them!

@MJeeeeeeeezy – wow – jeez, tell her to read a book……. p.s. even though they may not know the real meaning of the words they are being called, such a tone of voice is easily decipherable to a child, plus, they may know the meaning anyway – kids pick up on things like that…  “She calls him retarded and stupid and annoying” — wow, you created him, and if that’s how you treat him, then you’re the one who’s retarded stupid and annoying…..
@smile4leena – talk about taking advantage…..

 

Reminds me of something I witnessed in a department store once: http://gwenstyles.com/2010/11/09/crying-baby-in-department-store/

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, I DON’T CARE HOW RUDE I WOULD’VE COME OFF AS, I’D TELL HER OFF.

Can’t stand kids like that.

Wow. Kids annoy me and personally I don’t think they should be allowed in most places. Leave the kids to fast food and Walmart. I’ve never been on a plane ride. Well once but I was a kid but I was told I sat quiet for the 3 hour flight. Anyway, parents just need to spank their children. I know that they say it’s wrong and all. But if they would bring he kid to the bathroom. Walk back out I’m sure there would be a wave of applause for the parent. And I think if I do ever go on a plane I’m taking some cards or something with me. I always figure if you can’t get the parent to stop the child you make the child stop by distracting them

If the child I am about to have does obnoxious crap, he is getting his bottom swatted. Being polite is important. My husband and I think that early and appropriate discipline is exactly what children need. Parents don’t start trying to reign in their children till they are 2, 5 or 7. Then they wonder why they are having such trouble. Now I haven’t had my child yet, so I don’t have personal experience. But it makes sense to me that telling your child no to things they shouldn’t do should happen as soon as they are able to understand the word no.

lol thanks for the laugh

Drink lots of water lol

I dunno about you, but papaya helps.  TMI hahah.

You should post these comic-style on a website somewhere.

LMFAo

YES! I’m not the only one who gives TMI responses when someone else starts it! 😀

More fiber!

Lol… but doot rocks? Hilarious. More fiber might be in order as well.

watermelon…does cat fur have fiber? hehe

Doot rocks.  I must add that to my vocab.

I use Metamucil.. is Activia better? or at least taste better?

How are your cats?

BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA.

I love these! They are always hilarious!

HEHEHEHE!

LOLLL I love all of your posts. Your comics are hilarious.

Lincredible!

I’m Italian… doesn’t mean that I played Mario Sunshine…

I seriously lol just now. Love your posts!

boo ya

Ironically enough, I was just reading about Jeremy Lin

Damn straight!! 😀

fake the funk on a nasty dunk? Clyde would have a field day with that.

lol asians *looks at skin*

Nice. I love your response.

finally, an escape from all the ‘lin-sanity’!

I love you.  No, really.  I lol’d.

Non-Asians love talking to us about Jeremy Lin.

Yeah, I like watching Lin…but I’ve always been into sports & played PG in high school & some college. It does upset me when my friends who can’t tell me what an “illegal defense” is in basketball are talking about it constantly though.

Who is he?

you are amazing lol

Don’t fake the funk on the nasty dunk! Hahahahaa that was hilarious! This entry was a lin-er lin-er chicken dinner!

True story.

LOL 🙂

Wasn’t there a few other Asian players?  One got drafted in Milwakee and then got traded to the Nets…he wasn’t so god and the Lakers had an Asian player as well one year…just didn’t do so well as Yao or Lin…oh well Super LIN-tendo!!

Exactly!! Just because one is Asian doesn’t mean we immediately drop to the ground for Jeremy Lin.  It should be about his skills not his ethnicity! and I was called a ‘hater’ for that. /smh

But why did the guy’s shirt go from having text to being blank?

LOL

I love this. By the way, am I the only person who caught the last line? (Shaq)

AMEN!

LOL, YES. you’re winning (… linning?) today.

THANK YOU. And I’m not hearing the end of this because he was originally drafted to the Warriors, and the let him go, and blahblahblah.

this entry is an epic lin heehee

nice post

I don’t have a TV, so everything I know about him is from Facebook.

loveeeee it!

Definitely hear you on this one. Even my parents are talking to me about Jeremy Lin now and they NEVER follow sports.

bastardized chinese food kekeekek i cheat and add it to mine when i cook and it doesn’t come out right. i’ve bastardized it. lol

Schooled!

Lincredible!

I’m Italian… doesn’t mean that I played Mario Sunshine…

I seriously lol just now. Love your posts!

boo ya

Ironically enough, I was just reading about Jeremy Lin

Damn straight!! 😀

fake the funk on a nasty dunk? Clyde would have a field day with that.

lol asians *looks at skin*

Nice. I love your response.

finally, an escape from all the ‘lin-sanity’!

I love you.  No, really.  I lol’d.

Non-Asians love talking to us about Jeremy Lin.

Yeah, I like watching Lin…but I’ve always been into sports & played PG in high school & some college. It does upset me when my friends who can’t tell me what an “illegal defense” is in basketball are talking about it constantly though.

Who is he?

you are amazing lol

Don’t fake the funk on the nasty dunk! Hahahahaa that was hilarious! This entry was a lin-er lin-er chicken dinner!

True story.

LOL 🙂

Wasn’t there a few other Asian players?  One got drafted in Milwakee and then got traded to the Nets…he wasn’t so god and the Lakers had an Asian player as well one year…just didn’t do so well as Yao or Lin…oh well Super LIN-tendo!!

Exactly!! Just because one is Asian doesn’t mean we immediately drop to the ground for Jeremy Lin.  It should be about his skills not his ethnicity! and I was called a ‘hater’ for that. /smh

But why did the guy’s shirt go from having text to being blank?

LOL

I love this. By the way, am I the only person who caught the last line? (Shaq)

AMEN!

LOL, YES. you’re winning (… linning?) today.

THANK YOU. And I’m not hearing the end of this because he was originally drafted to the Warriors, and the let him go, and blahblahblah.

this entry is an epic lin heehee

nice post

I don’t have a TV, so everything I know about him is from Facebook.

loveeeee it!

Definitely hear you on this one. Even my parents are talking to me about Jeremy Lin now and they NEVER follow sports.

bastardized chinese food kekeekek i cheat and add it to mine when i cook and it doesn’t come out right. i’ve bastardized it. lol

Schooled!

Not so much those songs, but “Centerfold” (J. Geils Band), “My Sharona” (The Knack) and “Roxanne” (The Police)…  not ’til I was much older >_<

Yeah, someone had pointed that out years ago, somewhere (tv, maybe?)

LOL! Good stuff, as usual.

poor kitty.

How did you get Walnut to agree to appear in your enactment of “Rock-a-bye Baby”?

I have a running argument with some kids about whether the spider is “Itsy Bitsy” or “Eensy Weensy.” I say eensy and I should know – it’s my favorite. I like it when sun comes out and dries up the rain. I mean, I like rain, too, but not when I get washed out. Like you I’ve always wondered about “Rockabye Baby’s” horrific libretto. Better to keep the baby’s cradle where the wind won’t blow it down, I’d say. Plain common sense.

These are some of the best graphics of yours I’ve seen.

ring around the rosie ashes full of posies ashes, ashes, we all fall dead.

Those are the real lyrics some say.

your paintshop skills have improved so much

I love your piece on “Rock-A-Bye, Baby!”

Negligence! NEGLIGENCE!

Factoid: Many of the old lullaby’s were rhymes based on historical figures or references (ex: Humpty Dumpty & Rock a Bye Baby), that through some twisted way, got put into use as a children’s song. It explains why the verses of some are either mysterious or dark.

Applying that structure/method to “The Bells” would make it relate to the old bell, AT&T talking to the new phone hot shot, Apple…..so you just called Apple a crackhead/gambler…..gasp!!!

Sad, but true.  Old school songs & fairy tales were pretty messed up.  Come to think of it, most classic cartoons, or comedy sketches like the 3 Stooges, wouldn’t survive the scrutiny of modern standards either.

Oh hell how I missed reading your blog! lol!

This could explian why some kids turn out the way they do, huh?!   Just a thought.

“I hear it likes the girls
I ain’t afraid a no ghost
Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
Mm… if you’ve had a dose
Of a freaky ghost baby
You better call ghostbusters
Bustin’ makes me feel good”

– Ghostbusters Theme Song

All the King’s horses, all the King’s men couldn’t put him back together again.

I hate that one about the stupid baby falling, i dont know why they would sing that to a kid, that would be traumatizing and anxiety inducing if I was told that by my parents.

I also heard fairy tales such as “little red riding hood” used to be plays for entertaining horny noblemen back in the days in england…haha the things we pass down to kids.

lol Good stuff! To be honest I never really actually thought about the lyrics of the children songs until I read your post, and you’re absolutely right. lol. Thanks just browsing through…

NEGLIGENCE! NEGLIGENCE!!!

God I love your posts….

Haha! These are so funny! 🙂 Love these! ❤

hahahaha

Crazy

I hate the vast majority of reality shows except like fear factor or wipeout, mxc kind of stuff lol happy new year Sylvia!

Happy new year kitties!

I wanna see the bachelor!

Lol, cherry curl.  

Lol @ cherry curl. It’s racist, funny, and nostalgic. I wonder if anyone else is old enough to remember the jerry curl days.

Lol.. love the cherry curl.

I…kinda want to watch this show now.  Damn it!

Anyone who knows anything knows Middlesex bitches rule New Jersey! It’s got “sex” in the name! Enough said!

OMG!!! hahaha Cherry Curl!! Triflin” Bitch is a Trifle!! LOL!! =D

if we can film actual cats or dogs doing this, it could be the best show on animal planet

Its exactly like you’ve put it “exactly”. Me to wanted to explain that phenomenon on t.v but I’m afraid to tell its ‘nasty’ ./)o_o(\

Haha! I sometimes watch “The Bad Girls Club.” That is EXACTLY how every episode goes.

On the other hand, I was mightily entertained by your post about it. 

this show sounds fucking awesome.

I like the dramas where everyone is nice to each other but just like showing off their lavish lifestyle like Girls Next Door, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real Housewives (of New York). My guilty pleasure. I don’t like it when people fight.

You got the formula down to a T! LOL!

Reality tv show isn’t my thing… but I guess some people just like drama.

lmao

I guess there are people out there who find stupid shit like this amusing. Or they have nothing better to do than to sit in front of their t.v. to have their minds go numb =P.

I love your thought bubbles!  As for walks on the beach, I used to think that was stupid.  All depends on the company though (for me at least).

ahahaha…awesome.

maybe it’s a good thing she doesn’t get any satisfactory matches.  lack of inner monologue could very well be a genetic trait, and it would be detrimental to the human race if she were to procreate with anyone.

Say, what? She didn’t say that she wrote she liked candle-lit dinners and cuddling by the fireside? I was really waiting for that one.

LOL. The poor guy looks awkward in the last box xD

LOL.

I need to go to trader joes more often!

Yay 4 2 buch chuck.

damn! haha

lol nice

just browsing. i love the illustration. funny, i never get to hear any thing remotely as interesting as this while waiting in line at trader joe’s. now i definitely have to try out that mango gummy.

surely anal sex on the first date would be followed with a call back

Bahahaha, that’s great. And it’s weird that your Trader Joe’s has slow check-out people, because my Trader Joe’s is awesome.

I can’t believe that.

She sounds like she has the personality of lint.

lol. You’re drawings are funnier than the actual conversation~

I never hear that at Trader Joe’s… lucky!!!

hm…walking on the beach is different depending on what kind of beach. If it’s a beach covered with rocks that bite into your foot with every step–no that is not fun. Walking along the shoreline barefoot on a fine sand beach when the waves are calm, nice breeze, and the sun is setting–that is probably better than an hour long swedish massage at relieving stress/tension and all that pent up anger we get from working too much. yep i like beach walks.

lol so it’s true! match.com > eharmony

Seriously?

She probably doesn’t get matches because E-Harmony filters her out as a “spambot,” lol.

Dear god, is THIS why when I put up online profile posts I get the responses I do? Because girls like THIS out are there?!

It’s women like her that make online dating the sex buffet that it is. I know a few guys who started using Match and eharmony and they tell me that it’s basically a sex free for all. They said that in the first few months of using the service, they have slept with more women than they have in their whole lives. Granted, the women arent what you’d consider “top shelf”, rather more like Costco brand Kirkland, but never the less, it’s like a sex all you can eat (excuse the nasty pun).

When people do shit like that to me, I just think of this: http://i.imgur.com/blaLr.gif

Let common sense prevail

I heard that having friends like this causes at least a two-fold increase in the chance of you avoiding their next lunch date call.  It’s on WebMD.

its not what you eat, but how much 🙂 I agree, I think its fine to indulge in good food as long as you don’t overeat it lols

i can’t stand people like that too. i’m not a burger person but i like to eat meat and i like it hearty and i did have a friend who used to criticize everything anyone does and it irritated me to so much that i stopped hanging out with her.  there’s already enough negative things going on the world, i don’t need to hear more negative things.

It’s a common misconception, but “Blackened Salmon” is not actual char from being burnt.  :”Blackening seasoning” has certain spices (i.e. paprika and cayanne) that turn black when exposed to high temps.  It’s actually quite healthy.

Aside from that, I fucking hate people who try to impose their dietary restrictions on you just because they, all of a sudden, took on this “resolution” to try and eat healthier.  It especially pisses me off when they are 250 pounds and telling you that eating anything other than a salad, like they are, is somehow going to lead to a massive coronary right on the spot.

The girl looks like your sister.

lol loved the fart analogy!
It’s funny though I’ve also seen that headsets are bad because then you’re creating an antenna for the radio frequencies directly to your head, bunch of quacks lol

Hahahaha “That kind of stuff only becomes an issue when you give me sh*t for farting against the wind because now I have to conform my farting to your superstitions. And why the hell should I do that? I don’t derive any benefit from wind-directional farting. That’s your thing! All I get out of it is an uncomfortable tightness from holding in all that ass gas.”

One of the things I love about your rants, besides the humor, is the delivery.

oh my god I’M WITH YOU ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Firstly, I know how awful my diet can be/is and if I want to eat fucking terrible, unless you’re my mother, FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t really get superstitious people much, and if they tried to be all that with me, I’d say, “I OWN A BLACK CAT WANNA COME OVER SO SHE CAN CROSS YOUR PATH BY PURRING YOU TO DEATH????”.  I really do.

And yeah we’ve heard cancer causes everything but PLEASE F OFF IF I WANNA DO/EAT SOMETHING.  Besides excessive tanning.

GREAT POST~!!!!!!!11!!!

sounds like a case of pussy control. lol

This is the reason why I hate being part of any conversation involving weight. It’s petty, not fun, and runs into the danger of turning offensive.

Your entry reminded me of something.
I hate it when I offer to share some food with someone else and they go something along the lines of “no thanks…I’m on a diet.”    Maybe I’m sensitive, but to me there’s always this little cold vibe to it.
The bf bought some french pastries for me and my roommates during finals week and when I offered it up to one of them, that was her response. Really, one pastry is not going to cause a big blow on your weight if you work out every day.
Sure I get people want to be healthy…but I think such people need to live a little.
I’d love to see that roommate go on a date ’cause….part of what makes dating fun is eating delicious food (:

I used to have a friend who would make us re-walk around a pole because it was bad luck to “break a pole” ugh.

Indulge to your heart’s content.

We are entitled to our opinions, but we don’t always have the right to voice them. I agree that some shit needs to be kept to ourselves.
I’m both a health nut and superstitious, but I don’t impose my beliefs on others.

Touche, what an awesome post.

Haha… hilarious. You must eat out a lot to have to put up with this type of crap.

Replace her with my grandma and that’s my situation with her haha.

You’re hilarious but I totally agree that all those things are definitely best kept to oneself.

love! when someone tells me to eat healthy…. I  order more food just to disgust them!

Why am I here? Why would I make a comment? I should just leave because someone might say I am only interested in the lovely blogger…..

Hilarious! and oh so true. People like that make me want to shove their salad down their throat.

Although I really do love a good Cobb Salad… you should try it. It’s good for you. 😉 (just kiddin)

EWWW! DIET SODA! NOOOOOoooooooooo…. DO Not drink diet soda. It’s disgusting!!! Get the kind with real sugar! It tastes sooooooooo much better.

Apparently my patients tell me they can go blind from the TV and Computers.  Add that to the list 😛  I eat like an obese man and love eating people who eat like me.  I think we shall go eat missy

That part of dealing with someone else’s superstitions really struck a chord. Someone somewhere convinced her that putting one’s money/wallet/checkbook/purse on a bed will bring bad money luck, something I’d never heard of – I was brought up in a non-superstitious and perfectly rational Evangelical Christian household. It would explain a lot, though, considering how many times I tossed my wallet on the bed and how sickeningly broke I am. What really pisses me off is now if I somehow accidentally put my money on the bed I reflexively snatch it up with a D’oh! wondering how much more poverty I will now have to endure. And I don’t even believe that shit!

lol, I love your little cartoons .

here’s what my brother tells me “eat like it’s your last meal cause you’ll never know when you won’t eat again”shit that explains why i cannot say no to gelato or food in general.  I love to eat and if you have a problem with what I eat then don’t watch me eat heheh.  Thank goodness none of my friends ever question why i order certain food cause usually we end up sharing anyways.

Funny, but with point well made.

I share your disgust for those who lecture and make well-meaning but nonetheless annoying suggestions

i don’t think number one should count unless people are being completely pushy douchebags about it. i like blogging about my healthy lifestyle on my other blog but i could care less if you decide to keep your unhealthy lifestyle lol.

I have a friend who is like all three of your examples.  Luckily, she’s hilarious about it because she is the most annoying person in the world sometimes.

Did you know that eating tacos on a Tuesday while facing west will give you cancer and bad karma?  Me either.

why not give him the phone? he sounds like a nice guy. 

Wow.  People these days.  

Wat if he is mentally challenged and lost!

I prefer hot topic.

Wat r u buying the kitties for Xmas!

I would have said to him to go fuck himself… 

Wow – he didn’t even use “May I?” I cry for the future…

hahaha you look so evil in the last frame!

I would have said “are you kidding me?” and made him feel stupid before he walked away, but then again I’m just rude lol

That is really odd.  How young of a kid are we talking here?

Should have yelled harassment to him.

The fuck.

You’re calmer than me. I would have said “Hold on a second”, muted my phone, and screamed every swear word I know at him before exclaiming “WHAT DO YOU THINK I’LL JUST LET YOU STEAL MY PHONE MTHAFCKER??” The glares from surrounding people should be enough for his snobby ass to walk away in shame. 

He thought you were hot.

Lol…that is pretty cool…

oh, you weren’t aware; how awkward… those grungy cloths actually absorb “go F*ck yourself” bolts actually converting them into douche fuel for the wearer. you were making him stronger. 

huh. Maybe this kid was just kinda clueless or desperate or something.???? Never had that happen while I was on it.

Wow. I think you did the exact right thing. He could have wanted to simply use your phone OR he could have used that as a pretext for stealing your phone. Either way, not going to happen.

lol should have held up your phone with your middle finger!

Haha… what a punk. I do hope he gets caught in a “go f@#k yourself” lightning storm.

Wow are you kidding me?  What a self entitled TWAT!  I hope he gets nailed in the balls.

These are the same kids who asked to “borrow” a dollar from everyone during lunch. Leechers, man.

It’s just a great way pick up girls. And by pick I mean add to his dungeon collection. Can I borrow our phone so I can memorize the number and kidnap you in your home later? Whew you avoided mortal danger! Good for you!

i can make it better there without evercounting that part

Yup, damn high school teenagers.  Though I’ve never encounter any bold ones like that. 

You should have asked him to lend you his wallet.

OMG. The animations were priceless. I love them!!! Haha.

I can’t believe kids would just go up to a random person and ask that…seriously? You think Imma give you my phone with all my family, friends, and colleagues numbers in it? Oh and lets not forget all the other fun information on it. I don’t think so. 

Bawhahahaha “Hey lady let me borrow your phone!”
“Oh here, you can keep it, I’ll just go buy another one”

The kid had some nerve, true, but you’ve got to admit it made for a pretty funny story!

Love your illustrations!

ps.  It was me at the mall, I really needed to call my mom. to give me more money…. to buy more terrible clothes…. thanks for nothing. 🙂

Should’ve just slammed his head into the table and taken your notes on his back.  Make sure to dot your i’s extra hard.  

What a fucking idiot. haha.

don’t hate me for stepping into that store. i liked looking i didn’t try too hard to look okay

I’ve been asked to use my phone by strangers twice before, both by older ladies. I was so scared they were just gonna take off running with it. But they didn’t. Oh, and they asked politely.

Happy New Year! Have a Great 2012!

… do people actually ask like that ? 

sry for trolling, but your cartoons are too funny – officially my new favorite blog

Looks like he was just trying to hit on you. Maybe a “dare” from friends.

Caw caaaaaaaw, look up hereeeeee look up here… 

how come there are no kitties in this one!

@TheGiantSlayer –  Whippoorwill Whippoorwill!!!
@Cucumber_Melonhead – Dear Little Buttercup won’t you stay a while!!!

Would you say I have a Plethora of Pinata’s?

classic movie…

together we are….

my little buttercup has the sweetest smile!

Thank you So much!!!!

what sucks is the prices aren’t even THAT low.. I mean yeah they’re good savings but apple doesn’t have good black friday sales and that would be the technology I want anyway

1%…. so you’re saying there’s a chance? btw, i recently saw a video on youtube. someone made a music video for the song “look at me now” using MS paint. major skillz.

Don’t spray me bro!

haha … pretty funny.  how long does it take u to make this thru ms paint?  i used to use ms paint to create my screen demos for work cuz i didn’t know how to use photoshop.

Sad what this world has come to

LOLOL

I miss money.

haha! this made me want to LOL @ the office. 

would you say i have a plethora of presents?

Haha… true. It’s not worth risking your life for a bargain.

I like the white triangle on you much better. 

LOVE IT! and so true!

LOL

xD So true! Surely you don’t need an excuse for keeping away from something so stupid….

That last panel…priceless!