My Weapon Of Choice: The Rubber Hose
If I had to beat someone to death, I would chose the rubber hose. Yes, I would forgo the bat, the golf club, my fists, and—dare I say it—even the torn-off arm of the person I was beating (can you imagine that? Beating someone with their own arm…hilarious).
So why the rubber hose? Why not use a weapon that actually has some merit? Because the rubber hose has the INCONSPICUOUS value. If I were carrying it around no one would be suspicious, and no one would know that I was going to beat someone with it. It would just look like I was going to water my garden or wash my car. And the marks that appear on someone who has been rubber hosed resemble those of a whip, so detectives would look for someone with a whip rather than someone with a hose. And even if they determined it was a hose, what are they going to do? Question each one of the millions of people who own one? Hahahaha…FOOL PROOF!
Let’s not forget the satisfying noise that comes from beating flesh with a hose. Music to the ears, I tell you…music to the ears.
I Hate The Beach
Everytime I come home, someone always makes the assumption that all I’m going to do is lie on the beach all day. And to those people having that “luxury” makes me lucky. However, I see a growing need to clear up this grossly incorrect assumption because contrary to popular belief, I HATE THE BEACH. I refuse to go anywhere near it unless it’s just to sit far, far away from the ocean where no water will touch me. And why?!? BECAUSE SAND ALWAYS GETS UP MY BUTT.
Don’t think I go into the ocean all free-balling or whatever. I wear my swimsuit, and I take extra precaution to ensure that none of that crusty sand goes anywhere near me. But despite all that…NO! Something in the current will always bring tiny granules where they should not belong! And that leaves me feeling DISGUSTING AND DIRTY AND VIOLATED!
So hell no…NO BEACH FOR ME~! If you like, you’re just crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy…AND you like the feeling of sand in your crack.
73 days until the LSAT
absolutangel64 
Dude. A rubber hose is so much more fun and you can do more things with it, like just hit them, or choke them with it. The possibilities are endless.
Oh yeah. I answered 11 more questions on Diag. 2 than on Diag. 1, but it only raised my score by 6 points. What’s up with that?
Excited?…exactly one more month left until move-in!!!
Very interesting drawings you have there sylvia.
Awwwh Sylvia…I tried leaving you a comment yesterday…but stupid xanga…messed up and my dope ass comment got lost… =( Oh well…Your comment about the beach sucks…despite the sand up your crack don’t you think it’s relaxing??? and fun to be in the nice cool water??? …Soooooo….if we’re talking about sand…then you’re not a virgin right???? ….hahha.. 😛
WhooooEEEE….I mustah been drunk off my arse yesterday…that comment is sooo like…random!!! Haha….we went to drink at this Brewery near my house…omg…we almost couldn’t drive back…BUT it was reaaaaallllyy good beer…
l,lol wow sucha wonderful drawing… see the more drawings u do the more comments u get so draw more w/ ur story tellings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha… btw u wanna go 2 the beach? haha
fuck im jacking this drawing, maybe you can be a inspriing artist and make millions so that way you dont need a hose you can just buy some beaner to off someone for you and he can take the blame chiaaaaa
ooohhhhh I like the rubber hose too … but you need to fill it with ball bearings or sand for added momentum >=).It’s ironic … you live in LA and don’t like the beach … but then again I live in Vancouver and I don’t like to ski … touche