I hate social smokers.
There is something very annoying about people who light up just because those around them do. These people aren’t normally smokers, and don’t smoke in their free time–they only do it when people are around, and when they know they will be seen.
How do you know if you’re a social smoker? Answer a question: Do you smoke when no one is around? If the answer is no, then you’re pathetic. If the answer is yes, then you’re the “correct” type of smoker…if there ever was a category for people who smoke because they’re addicted.
The idea of people smoking because their friends do, or when they’re in public strikes me as being kind of funny: Are you really so retarded that the only way people will find you entertaining is if you mimic their bad habits? Do you lack a personality to the point where putting a stick in your mouth and blowing out smoke makes you seem a little less like a waste of skin?
I’m sorry, but the last time I checked, make-believe was game played by kids…and at least they do it with class.
And don’t give me that “people change” crap. Oh yes, I’m a different person from the one you knew before—I now smoke. That makes me a grown-up. Lame. Lame. Lame.
OMG you people are losers. Social smokers are the biggest frauds ever. Who has ever heard of someone smoking because they want to be accepted? That’s the most horrible reason for conformity I’ve ever heard.
I don’t smoke (obviously), and I really don’t intend to because (1) I don’t want premature wrinkles, (2) I like being able to do physical activity without huffing like a fucking invalid, and (3) I like knowing I’m not one of those losers who still believes that smoking is trendy. You want to be trendy? Go be gay. That’s healthier.
absolutangel64 
Who are you?????? Your rampant cynicism is turning me on. Yeah, faking it is definitely no good. I’m not asking this girl to fake, i’m asking her to help me out so i can be good. Not everyone is the same, and it takes awhile with a lot of girls to figure out what they like. But give me some help there, don’t let me just wallow around and feel like a jackass. Or, if you’re just not in a mood to be turned on that night, or are uncomfortable, fucking say so. I can’t stand lack of communication in all forms, but it’s worse when people are way too uncomfortable with sex to talk about it. If you can’t talk about it, don’t do it.(Perhaps not up to your cynical rant standards, but i’m doing my best.)
(2) I like being able to do physical activity without huffing like a fucking invalid, and (3) I like knowing I’m not one of those losers who still believes that smoking is trendy. You want to be trendy? Go be gay. That’s healthier.
ROFL! That’s fucking funny!
actually being gay isnt healthier.. not that i would kno.. haha but yea haha… neays yea lkeep on writin w/ more of ur interesting topics that u think of!
Well, this girl was white, catholic, in fact. Terrible. At least all the asian girls i’ve been with try, even if i have to ask them to.
Interesting, but what do you have to say about social drinking? I mean, you know I don’t drink, but what about the times when people drink because other people are telling them to drink? i.e. “LET’S TAKE A SHOT!” “YOU AIN’T A MAN!” “ETC..!”
smoking is gross
wrinkles eh?? i’m glad i quit…hahaha
Actually I am the anti-social smoker … I smoke like a chimney by myself but severely limit my smoking around people who don’t smoke. I know people who don’t smoke find the smell appalling so I am quite conscientious in trying not not smoke (one or two /evening but I step outside and bring breath mints). I think smoking makes me even less cool and acceptable but I have decided long ago to not live for other people’s approval … just my own.Smoking is probably the only residual bad habit I retain from my dark days in college …
thank you!! whoohoo