More things I hate:

1. I hate it when someone is sitting in a lecture hall, and decides to stretch his, ugly, hairy-ass arm out by putting it on the back of neighboring seats. It’s like he’s putting his arm around someone’s back, but not. It’s so horrible and annoying.

2. I hate girls who not only talk about stupid shit (today I was with so and so, and you don’t know them, but who cares because I do…blah blah), but use that retchedly awful “Valley Girl” accent. I know people who are from the Valley, and they are some of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met…and they DO NOT talk like some dirty-ass surfer. But there are girls who have that dumb accent where when they say words such as “like” it sounds like “Laiiiike,” with the long, drawn out “i”. And “seriously” becomes “seri-uhs-leeh”. Stupid bitches.

And ugh to the unibrow…the ones that aren’t really touching, but are SOOOO DAMN CLOSE together that at any given moment, a connecting hair could spring between the brows and combine them. What is this? Do you not know that you have one hideously long brow? Or did your mother lie to you, like she has all your life, and told you what a “handsome young man” you are?

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  1. yeah, that fake chinese accent shit is going a little too far. Did you feel like he had this stereotype of you as being submissive, or was this just supposed to be fun sexual role-playing?

  2. always the upbeat and optimistic one, huh? 😉
    so what if u have a smelly hairy guy that talks like a valleygirl and puts his arms around you (or on your seat), whilst chatting you up and raising his unibrow?

  3. hahahahha i can always count on sylvia to make me chuckle. lol
    yah, i’ll take u to the valley with me one day so u can be surrounded by girls who talk like that. is that like cool? because liiiike, i can take u before u like graduate and like go back home~ haha

  4. Drawing 1) I just say “Dude, you are gonna need a condom if you get any f**king closer …” Arms goes back to proper placement … although you need some other witty repartee =D.Drawing 2) Never encountered such a person …. I can thank my engineering major that I only have intelligent albeit super geeky males in the majority of my classes. The other classes I skip and barely make the C grade to fulfill some stupid liberal arts requirement.Drawing 3) Yeah unfortunately I encounter those on a regular as a result of my engineering major … I just try not to stare and move on.

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