Why I hate bicyclists:
I have never, and will never, hide the fact that I don’t know how to ride a bike. Nevertheless, my disability does not prevent me from understanding the laws of bicycling in public streets.
There are sidewalks and specifically designated bike lanes…and roads are even made wide enough so that a bicyclist may travel off to the side of the street and still allow drivers enough space to move their cars.
And yet, despite all these freedoms, bicyclists cannot help but RIDE THEIR BIKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN’ ROAD, RIGHT IN FRONT OF A MOVING VEHICLE!
I say this as a frustrated driver who has spent many tiring moments driving around USC, trying to find parking, during high-traffic hours (AKA school days). It’s amazing how careless or thoughtless some of these bastards on bikes can be. I have had to make numerous stops, 80% of them sudden stops, because a biker has decided that it would be faster to travel in front of my car, while I’m still moving, and cut across to the sidewalk on their way to school.
And should I hit them for being stupid, it is still my fault, isn’t it? Even though they’re the ones who decided to ride a bike in front of my car, in an area they’re not supposed to be in, just because it saves them two extra minutes.
Here’s an idea: Want to get somewhere faster? LEAVE EARLIER…assholes.
Yes, those ARE poison darts.
absolutangel64 
ouch… u should shoot them from your car! like a drive by shooting!
ROTFLMAO
You never fail to crack me up.
I like how you talk about bicycles but draw a girl riding a scooter.
Well, she is peddling. Does that make it a bicy-cooter?
You should door them … just roar up to them and swing your door open and *WHAM* they go flying.Very fun and satisfying activity .. better if you have a passenger so he/she can operate the passenger side door >=D.