I loathe, more than anything, shitty Xanga entries. By shitty I mean entries that are boring, badly written, and with no punctuation or proper grammar.
Sheer Banality:
He’s from Hawaii, and he has a criminal record. He also doesn’t know how to use commas or periods. No sympathy here…it’s bad writing no matter what your background is.
I also despise the “This is me…if you don’t like it, then SCREW YOU” catch phrases people have for their little Xanga descriptions. Yes, nothing more foreboding than someone who gets angry at you for not enjoying the mundane rituals of their daily life. “BACK OFF IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM!” they say, while the rest of us can only sit and think, “No kidding. We’re not going to read this shit because you’re boring.”
What’s up with the song lyrics? Do they have some sort of significance to you? Let’s all be reminded that XANGA IS NOT A RADIO! Perhaps a song has some sort of meaning to the person at the time, a sort of heartfelt message that can only be articulated through the lyrics of a song. You know what that says?
IT MEANS YOU CAN’T SAY ANYTHING ORIGINAL!
And one more gripe: the AIM conversations are a huge turn-off. No one gives a crap about what you said to your friend about that person with the smelly feet. (1) we don’t know the context of your conversation, and (2) it’s not funny. Posting AIM conversations is no way to garner eprops. What am I going to commend you for? Your “witty” AIM screenname, or your friend’s wonderful use of happy faces? Please…if you want to remember your AIM conversations, just use a log manager.
absolutangel64 
hahah u r so mean haha… yet it is true haha..
u kno what u said is so true… thanks for the “tips” n the comment… its rare that i get 1 from u haha
ROTFL
Wow, picking on a 14 year old (it says on his xanga).
Still, everything you say is 110% true most of the time. Yes, 110% true most of the time.
your anger never ceases to amuse me.
How did you find the lost local boy? Such a great example. I, too, have seen those stupid AIM conversations on people’s xanga sites. WTF?? Your cynicism never ceases to amuse me.
hahahah yet another reason why i adore sylvia…. her bitter cynical and saracastic remarks are so entertaining. its funny cuz i feel the same way about pointless entries about what happened to some chik at 11:37am at the carpet factory. and u prolly hate me rite now cuz im not using proper grammar. TEE HEE LOL ROFL HAHA AzN PrYdE PEACE OUT
Doh … I did post one msn conversation and song lyrics …. I was young and foolish at the time; I feel like such an uncreative poser now.