Ah…Xangas written by retards…

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=baYbEe_ko0LehT

She’s 15 years old, lives in fRiSkO (San Francisco, for you educated “peeps”), is “Pinay”, and can’t spell for sh*t.

An excerpt:

AFTER SKUL- i was wif carymah n claudia…had tuh sign in fo ZACK’s after skul prog now…cuz dis teacher tol us we cant stay der n hung out…

Hold on whilst I vomit…*bleh*

A translation for those of you who can’t read Dumbass:

AFTER SCHOOL- I was with Carymah and Claudia. [We] had to sign in for ZACK’S after school program because this teacher told us [that] we couldn’t stay in there and hang out.

I don’t understand this. Don’t you have to force yourself to type dyslexic-like? Who TRIES to spell badly? This loser bitch does…she’s even gotten too lazy to add the “d” on the world “told.” Its “tol” for her…like I “tol” you so.

And her use of the word “der”…that doesn’t even sound remotely like “there.” At the very least she could have used “dere” or even “dat plaze.”

How the F*CK do blogs like these end up with 72 eprops, and I only get a measley average of 4? OMG…do I really need to resort to dumbing myself down too?

 

 

8 thoughts on “

  1. h@h@h@h hey y0 d0nt hat3… d@t b wr0ng yo! cuz dat shi*et is not NiCe!…
    ok trying 2 write like her is 2 fuckin hard haha… but yea.. that stuff is migggggggghty funny.. for that.. u get 2 mother fuckin e props… =)

  2. errr she is LiTERATE&&&STYLISH …. I can find at least two things wrong with that statement; looking at the way she “writes” (and I am being charitable) and the way that site is put together (I think my eyes stopped bleeding although I am sure there is some permanent eye damage).Where do you find these literary geniuses? I can feel my IQ dropping a few points just going to that site …

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