Bear with me as I try to make a point…

Me, at a crazy ass party with Friend-You-Don’t-Care-About #1 and Friend-You-Don’t-Care-About #2

Me, at another crazy ass party with Friend-You-Don’t-Care-About #1, and Friend-You-Don’t-Care-About #2.

Me, at yet another crazy ass party with Friend-You-Couldn’t-Care-Less-About-By-Now #1, and Friend-You-Couldn’t-Care-Less-About-By-Now #2

Look! We have “alkie” and therefore we are hard-core partiers!

Wow! Friend-You-Don’t-Care-About is smoking! He is so gangsta!

This is what it looks like when I see those Xangas where people have uploaded pages worth of pictures that all look the same: party scene with drunk girls and red-faced boys. Then there’s some kind of ghetto ass caption like “Carlita is sooo sexy! Hot mama!” or “We be down wit da in crowd!” or something. The pictures are never without alcohol, lesbianism, and girls striking poses with their guts hanging out.

I am opposed to these sites because (1) I don’t care, and (2) they’re boring as hell. While I am someone who believes in allowing everyone their own creative freedom, putting up pictures of the same old crap is neither creative nor very, how do I say this nicely…modest.

While someone may put up many pictures because they want to share their wonderful experiences with the world, subconsciously I think it’s just a tool people use to show off how “popular” they are. What a wild child this person must be if all they do is frequent clubs and hang out with “hot mamas” and “gangstas.” Wow…don’t we all strive to be more like them?

Umm…no, ho, we don’t. In fact, I prefer to just not read any Xangas at all for fear of running into such “Dumbass Material” that may insult my intelligence. Because there is no way in hell I want to be someone who puts up 1,000 pictures in a shameless and degrading bid for attention.

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  1. Yeah, I sometimes click the “random Xanga” link… you’d think I’d learn and stop doing that!  Shame on me.  Great blog, haha

  2. Darn, I thought you’d put pics of yourself at these parties…but these pics will do, because I miss them.  Although that shade of yellow in the middle guy reminds me of the fat in the cadaver I dissected on Monday.

  3. Yes to all questions, except that I had a woman.  It’s pretty nasty, and I can’t blame you for feeling the way you do about it.  I’ll be on with my life as long as I pass the exams.  Only then will I be a 1st year med student, next year. 
    You seem to be doing fine – at least work hasn’t stolen your creativity.    Keep me posted on the law school stuff, K?

  4. well you really don’t want to see facebook then …. it’s just that sh*t multiplied by about 20,000 times except you need to be “friends” with them to see the profile and stuff.

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