Sweet! I just found out I was nominated for another Xanga award! My category? Of course it had to be…

 Most likely to appear on Saturday Night Live or Funniest Xangan

Oooh!!! No voting allowed! I think the nominees just get cast off ala Reality TV style until one is left standing…hmm, I wonder if I can get into cahoots with one of the other nominees so that we may form an alliance and snuff out other nominees’ torches.

Now, I may be jumping to conclusions here, but I would like to give a thank you speech to all those who made my site possible:

  • Ugly Asian hoes
  • Asian gangstas
  • Impacted wisdom teeth
  • Bad screennames
  • Crappy Xanga entries
  • Grammatical errors (with special recognition to “their” and “they’re”)
  • Fake import models (the fat kind)
  • Sluts
  • People who hog washers/driers
  • Repetitive picture posting
  • Mango thieves
  • Famous Americans who hate America
  • People who hate my Xanga
  • Lame ass Blogrings

And anyone else I forgot to mention, my thanks and impenetrable loathing go out to you too!

Oh and of course: ME! For my impeccable brilliance and awesomely bad supriority complex! As well as my off and on anxiety attacks, eating disorders, and bipolar tendencies. I am just too great!

I hope I win!

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  1. congrats on ur nomination! i didn’t know dey had dat. lolz tho ur xanga is really good, so interesting. its professional unlike other xangas, ur seem like a section from the opinion section of the la. times.

  2. Now, I may be jumping to + any subsequent words : HAHAHAHAHA !! That’s what I’m subscribing for in here !
    Go Sylvia !
    Seems you’re so much into xanga, hehe. I didn’t know the vote was cast the way you described it. I got a nomination too – I know : unbelievable =P

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