I found this in one of the toilet’s at school on Monday…

That will be the second time I’ve seen unflushed poo in the toilet of a LAW SCHOOL. Yeah, LAW SCHOOL. Last time I checked, potty training was usually accomplished during the early years of a child’s youth, and not when a person’s f*cking 22 years or older.

I tried to give it the courtesy flush because until someone does, that toilet is basically unuseable. But guess what? That sh*t was hard as a rock, and wouldn’t break in half. It just stayed atop the drain.

What the f*ck, ladies? What happened between when you pooped your brains out and put your pants back on that you forgot to flush? Couldn’t you tell from the horrific and potent odor that came out of your ass? Or were you so preoccupied that it slipped your mind to do something you should be used to doing, assuming you usually flush the toilet in your own home.

I just had a conversation about this the other day too—about how many courtsey flushes I have had to do throughout my entire academic career. There was always unflushed waste in the toilets at USC, and from what I heard there were times where the poop completely missed the toilet. It was so unnerving, not because it was biohazardous waste, but because grown adults forgot to flush the toilet on a regular basis. These people want to be taken seriously, yet they can’t even remember that they took a crap and left it there. You f*ckers.

What the hell…what happened to the “look back,” huh? Just look over your shoulder after you’ve put your pants back on and double check to make sure nothing is left in the toilet. No remnants of sani-seat, toilet paper, pad, tampon, or poo. NOTHING SHOULD BE IN THE TOILET WHEN YOU LEAVE. How very time consuming is it to just spend a second to make sure you don’t look like a total caveman after you use the bathroom?

I seriously can’t get over the fact that there are people who don’t remember that they took a dump and just leave it in the bowl of a public restroom. And you know what’s worse? Sometimes it’s just poo in there—-NO TOILET PAPER. What the hell…

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  1. I think the solution to this problem would actually be to stop hiring cleaners for the toilets. As cleaners stop cleaning the toilet, the toilets get into a more unhygenic condition, and eventually get to the stage where, just like high school, people don’t shit in ’em unless it’s absolutely necessary… Even I, if I ever would dyingly need to, would walk to the nearest shopping centre before going into our school loo.
    As for the no toilet paper thing…. maybe it got flushed down. Or at least thats what I’d like to think for now. *shudder* Girls can be so ewww!!!!!!

  2. Yeah man I used to work in Leavey and those toilets were always backed up. So low-class.
    I wonder, are the toilets in the Stanford library similarly backed up?

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