Infomercials are great. They’re so bland, so boring, and yet there is something really comical about them. I think it has something to do with the over-exaggeration of whatever hardships the product is going to cure. For instance:
Woman burns herself on steering wheel!
But Auto Cool is here to cool off her car!
Woman is happy now that the Auto Cool has kept the internal temperature of her car low, and her steering wheel from becoming a safety hazard!
That is so dumb…even though a car has been sitting in the sun for hours, I don’t think the steering wheel could get hot enough for you to react in such a surprised (an unattractive) fashion—not unless the car was sitting in the sun for hours, within the pit of an active volcano filled with lava.
But that’s why they are so funny! And the products are ridiculous!
More of my favorites:
Urine Gone! Makes urine disappear so that you can even find it with a black light!
Doggy Steps: For your dog to get up on furniture when you’re too lazy to pick it up.
Floam: a hybrid between silly putty and styrofoam—given to bad kids for Christmas.
absolutangel64 
lol black-leather under 90+ degree temperature could get that damn wheel too hot for the touch…i’ve only seen the floam one -_-
ROTFL
I think if your dog can’t jump up on a sofa that low to the ground, it might almost be time to put it to sleep.
That was really mean of me, wow! LOL
Well my car has black exterior and black leather interior. The steering wheel gets really really hot.
benny has the doggy steps. i think thats the stupidest item that can be “bought”… why dont people just use a stool? a chair? a newborn baby?
i want to play with floam, it looks fun. maybe i am a bad kid. a bad bad bad kid…. *insert sylvia’s flirty remarks*
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