Remember those old Mentos commercials that always showed some person experiencing a mishap at the most inopportune time–and then, when it appears that all is lost, the guy pops a Mentos into his mouth and suddenly has an epiphany on how to solve the problem? Of course you do. They’re classics!
…They’re also extremely antiquated. I haven’t seen a Mentos commercial that wasn’t filmed in the 90’s–which is pretty sad considering how much more can be milked out of that tired ass Mentos-saves-the-day formula. Did the commercial writers think that society only suffers from broken high heels, getting ditched by your friends at a crosswalk, or not being able to sneak backstage at a rock concert? Well, they’re wrong! And to prove just how wrong they are, I came up with my own Mentos commercial that is both modern and hip-and-with-it!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo wah!
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you…
…staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Mentos, the period-stain-patterned-dress fresh maker!
I totally did this entry just so I could say “doo doo.”
absolutangel64 
lol, classic.
OMG. haha
I eat a bowl of Mentos every single day.
Haha, oh my gosh. That’s great.
that was hilarious! the only thing i wasn’t sure about was if she used a marker on the rest of her dress or if she smeared some bodily fluid everywhese else.
BAH HA HA HA!!! You are still the queen of MS paint drawings! *Bows down!*However, others have gone and done the Mentos commercials. Here’s a good one ^_~http://www.break.com/index/mentos-boosts-your-confidence-with-ladies.html
BTW I hope this is just make-believe and not from personal experience…ew….
haha nice
i am quite curious as well to whether the red stains entails the crack addict based sharpie aroma or the scent of a bloody excruciating period pain. either way, i’d so buy ’em mentos after my jaw dropping reaction to the commercial. tampon/playtex commercials may feel violated though just because they can’t cross over to the candy advertisements. (i think)
silly girl! mentos is not the end all problem solving solution for every facet of life. everyone knows it is Trix.
This just kicks too much ass…
HAHAHAHAHA! This made my day. Absolutely hilarious. See? Now i’ve got the theme song stuck in my head. Back in my freshman year of college, we filmed and starred in our own mentos commercials to promote a festival. You would have been the ultimate screenwriter!
ewww
I miss the commercial Jingle. I mean, everyone TO THIS DAY remembers the most effective television jingles of the 80’s and 90’s. The only modern jingle I can think of is the freecreditreport.com jingle, and who doesn’t have that memorized? Marketing needs to get their head out of their asses and bring back the jingle!
@DrugInducedDuck – f-r-e-e-that spells free, credit report.com baby!
arrrh! you have it stuck in my head!
haha that’s really nasty!
Check this link for the ultimate Mentos commercial, but beware it is for adult audiences only. http://ultimatebeerquest.com/2007/06/22/poontos-the-memories/
❤ you are so hilarious =D.
Try this video from the foo fighters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhfWzCPRPtg
Footos – The Fresh Fighter
Excellent! I loe the Mentos commercials, yours would be the new milenium version!
Michael
this is disgusting. and hilarious. especially hilarious. I wonder what the network censors would have to say about this…?
haha 🙂 me like me like! polka dot is in babie! 😀
LOL! this is awesome
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! That’s hilarious!!! I have to admit, that was pretty ingenious but gross.
Doo-doo.
jaja. Clever. I need one of those Mentos.
That’s hilarious!
THATS THE BEST IDEA dude… really awesome……there was a similar commercial in Poland of a buy and a suit and a wet park bench……but I prefer this one…>^.^<…Annamal…
Genius
Genius! Although it’s kind of like that one where the guy sits on the painted bench in his suit and then makes stripes by rolling around. But yours is funnier. And now I have that catchy Mentos jingle stuck in my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot… HahaAnd your comments section still seems to hate me.
didnt see that coming… thanks once again to Mentos, the fresh maker
Wow, hee-larious!
HA! Genius!
You had me laughing out loud! That’s hilarious. I think you need to pitch that idea to the mentos people!
I will never think of Mentos the same way…
I love your sense of humor. lol.
“doo doo”… HAH! i just KNEW that’s why you wrote this entry! i KNEW it!
Haha! I love how your period stained dress was so awesome that your friend felt the need to high five.
hahaha…this is clever and cute
that would be the raunchiest smelling dress ever!
lost my dinner, lunch, and tomorrows breakfast.
Oh gross. I gagged a little. Thanks a lot. 😦
brilliant!
lol funny
That was quite good =]
Doo doo.
that was great…thanks
great
HAHA. this is hilarious
Haha.
LOL. Brilliant. But I don’t want to be wearing that dress
HAHA!! That is brilliant! If only…