Remember those old Mentos commercials that always showed some person experiencing a mishap at the most inopportune time–and then, when it appears that all is lost, the guy pops a Mentos into his mouth and suddenly has an epiphany on how to solve the problem? Of course you do. They’re classics!

…They’re also extremely antiquated. I haven’t seen a Mentos commercial that wasn’t filmed in the 90’s–which is pretty sad considering how much more can be milked out of that tired ass Mentos-saves-the-day formula. Did the commercial writers think that society only suffers from broken high heels, getting ditched by your friends at a crosswalk, or not being able to sneak backstage at a rock concert? Well, they’re wrong! And to prove just how wrong they are, I came up with my own Mentos commercial that is both modern and hip-and-with-it!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo wah! 

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It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

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Nothing gets to you…

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…staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.  

 

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Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!  

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Mentos, the period-stain-patterned-dress fresh maker!

I totally did this entry just so I could say “doo doo.”

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  1. HAHA. i actually had that happen to me before, and mentos didn’t help me, but i did have extra clothes in my locker (i had a second wardrobe in there loll). Embarrassing, but no one ever found out….til right this moment. LOL

  2. hahaha… I want to see a mentos commercial with someone fighting unstoppable aliens. Guy eats a mentos, has an epiphany and offers the alien a mentos… everyone’s happy. Yay! lol

  3. lol.. it was pretty damn funny already.. but “i totally did this entry just so i could say *doo doo*” that’s what keeps me coming back.. totally making xangababies w/ u someday.. cmon technology.. catch up damnit. catch up!

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