Remember those old Mentos commercials that always showed some person experiencing a mishap at the most inopportune time–and then, when it appears that all is lost, the guy pops a Mentos into his mouth and suddenly has an epiphany on how to solve the problem? Of course you do. They’re classics!
…They’re also extremely antiquated. I haven’t seen a Mentos commercial that wasn’t filmed in the 90’s–which is pretty sad considering how much more can be milked out of that tired ass Mentos-saves-the-day formula. Did the commercial writers think that society only suffers from broken high heels, getting ditched by your friends at a crosswalk, or not being able to sneak backstage at a rock concert? Well, they’re wrong! And to prove just how wrong they are, I came up with my own Mentos commercial that is both modern and hip-and-with-it!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo wah!
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you…
…staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Mentos, the period-stain-patterned-dress fresh maker!
I totally did this entry just so I could say “doo doo.”





hahaha…great painting….
woah! flash back moments…how I miss thee, lol
you are freaking amazing
Again, I am glad I am not a female. I don’t have to worry about period stains, I just have to worry about making sure I don’t knock people out with my BO.
Sorry, I’m stalking your blog, but I’ve been reading it for over half an hour and am laughing my ass off.
Haha, I enjoy the visuals. =)
omfg. marry me now. i must have some genius in my gene pool
LMAO!Good, stuff.
the nasty.in reality it’d smell bad. 😀
lol
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo
TEE-HEE!
I thought this was damned funny…
Disgusting, but at the same time halarious, haha
full of win because i loved those commercials
HAHA!
Wha?! Period stained dress?! *shocked beyond belief*
LOL! This is nice! They should’ve thought about that too!
That was great! Very funny!
Lol, awesome.