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Here’s a message I received today that I guess is a response to my most recent post. I’m not going to reveal the writer’s identity because he has taken the pussy route and enabled Xanga Lock, but I did leave all the spelling errors and bad grammar intact—a huge sacrifice as I am the queen of grammar whores.

Silivia,

your may be a blogger who writes for shock value but advocating the use of diet pills is really, irresponsable. eds are serious probs that shouldn’t be make fun of and your just making it worse by advertising alli. you should be ahsamed for putting many girls health in danger.

I was originally going to respond to this message privately, but changed my mind after I remembered that I’m not the type to pass up on an opportunity to publicly humiliate someone. Yes, crapping on someone’s self-esteem is already pretty entertaining—but whatever joy I experience is exponentially increased when shared with others. And when more people feel joy in their lives, the world becomes a happier place. Thus, when you think about it, by deriving amusement at someone else’s expense I’m really doing something good for human kind.

Anyway, the person who wrote this message somehow decided I was pro-diet pills…perhaps because my recent entry included the words “diet pill,” “Alli” and “eating disorder.” Forget the fact that my entire post was dedicated to my terrible reaction skills, and that I used the “Alli” situation to illustrate my ineptitude. Just by using certain terms, I was automatically deemed to be “advocating the use of diet pills.”

First of all, my name is “Sylvia,” not “Silivia,” you stank b*tch.

Secondly, if the ocean was filled with douche, you would be its Poseidon—ruler of Douchelantis.

Third, if I were to consider myself an advocate of anything, it would be literacy; and if you were literate, you would have noticed that I didn’t mention a damn thing about being a proponent—or even an opponent—of diet pills.

But you’re not the type to consider such minor details. The only thing you overly sensitive, self-righteous assholes care about is making society bear the burden of someone else’s responsibilities. When a kid does something violent, you don’t blame his parents for failing to teach him basic moral principles; you instead blame the companies associated with television shows, movies, and video games that depict violence. It doesn’t matter that the kid hasn’t seen any of that stuff; you believe the companies should be held accountable because if it hadn’t been for them, rotten children wouldn’t exist—although that doesn’t explain why a majority of kids manage not to rot despite all this violent media threatening to poison their minds. I wonder if it has something to do with most parents realizing that their children are their responsibility, and not society’s…

Naturally then, it’s not the individual’s fault they have body issues—it’s my fault because my blog had the words “diet pill,” “Alli,” and “eating disorder.”

Seriously, instead of fighting battles that aren’t there, why don’t you do something productive like shoving your douche baggery up your butt? And after that, you can learn how to read and write properly…because if anyone should be ashamed–I mean “ahsamed”–it’s you for being a walking turd.

WalkingTurd

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  1. haha, maybe she meant that you would be giving girls with an eating disorder an idea. For example, a girl who is bulimic might go buy alli to poop out her food instead of purging… hahaha… But you’re right it’s most likely because she didn’t read your post. I read it and thought it was hilarious and rude of your friend to even ask you to purchase the product for her. Anyhoo, I thought my grammar was bad, haha. Yay for not having the worst grammar.

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  2. LOL hahahaha great comeback…  oh ignorants are hilarious people…  I read that blog about you being nice enough to help out a friend to buy alli…  And seriously, I have no clue how he got the idea that you were trying to advertise Alli from that blog…

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  4. OMG  A walking turd!  So that’s what one looks like!  LOL  Anyway, yes, Xangaland definitley has it’s share of self-righteous morons.  Although they may be as irritating as having diarrhea with all the restrooms locked, they do serve the awesome purpose of making open minded individuals look all the more better.  They’re also fun to point and laugh at.  Sure, at times, many of us may be a little hasty or quick to judge, but we at least take the time to think things through before opening our mouths. Anyway, I hope things on your side of the computer screen are going great, my dear.  Take care, smile and have a wonderful day!  *WOOSH!* I fly away now…  

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  14. Secondly, if the ocean was filled with douche, you would be its Poseidon—ruler of Douchelantis.That was my favorite thing to read today.The whole thing was beautifully put, really.

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  25. It’s always frustrating to be misunderstood. But I pity that certain someone for bumping into you.”When a kid does something violent, you don’t blamehis parents for failing to teach him basic moral principles; youinstead blame the companies associated with television shows, movies,and video games that depict violence. It doesn’t matter that the kid hasn’t seen any ofthat stuff; you believe the companies should be held accountablebecause if it hadn’t been for them, rotten children wouldn’t exist”Very good point there.

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  28. controversy! woohoo that just means more hits for your page! heheAnyway I didn’t see any advocating of diet pills in your other entry, probably they just glanced through it and judged without reading the whole thing.

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  29. wow… must say a really good comeback. agree fully that peoplenowadays always find something else rather than themselves to blamewhen it comes to raising their kids. damn, their kids are theirresponsibility!

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  39. You’re like a female me, but way better looking. And if I wasn’t already rolling at this blog, “douch baggery” pushed me over the haha limit into roffleland. Recommended!

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  40. Grammatical errors make me cringe.  The want-to-punch-them-out kind of cringe.I totally agree that it’s BS for people to constantly lay blame on the wrong person for a youth’s wrongs.  Hell, most of the time they really haven’t seen any of what’s supposedly influenced them.  It’s not the fault of companies, advertising, or people with opinions such as you and I.  They are simply little shits and they need to be treated like little shits.  Hard loving, the Asian way.

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  44. freakin hilarious and i applaud you for coming out with it publicly instead of privately.  i got something like that after i wrote a heartfelt blog but i didnt even read it i just deleted it cause i have better things to do with my time than to care what other people think.  i didnt write it so others can mock me but after reading your blog, i should have came out with it publicly too and trust me i would have been ten times worse…your too nice with your words.

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