Behold! The Holy Grail!
Yes, the Holy Grail is an orange-colored plastic kiddie cup from “Sea World”! Come and get it, Indiana Jones! Mwaha!
The Holy Grail is my favorite cup. I use it for all my thirst-quenching needs because it holds the perfect amount of liquid, is easy to hold, and, best of all, it has a “Shamu” logo on it! Shamu! That is probably the key behind the Grail’s miraculous ability to turn “7-UP” into “Heaven-UP.” I just know it!
Given that it’s my favorite cup, you’d think I’d be super selfish and keep its awesomeness all to myself—but haha! The joke’s on you! In a show of unrivaled generosity, I always let my V.I.P-guests use the Holy Grail while I take one for the team and drink from one of the ugly “Tiffany & Co.” crystal glasses I won at a raffle.
Oddly enough, the guests were never nearly as enthusiastic about using the Holy Grail as I was. I was giving them an opportunity to be more invincible, but they were too busy complaining about how the cup made beverages look very unappealing and taste a little like plastic! Pfft!
Honestly, what cup would you prefer to drink ice cold “Fresca” from? Hands down you’re going to choose the Holy Grail instead of the hot chunky mess pictured on the right…right?
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How can they NOT like the Holy Grail? Blasphemists!
hmph.I want to drink out of that cup only, for the rest of my life!
y would u give guests your own personal cup?it’d be like loaning your toothbrush to them….
haha awesome, I have a cup that I like to use exclusively, however I don’t have other people drink from it I would gladly drink from yours
LOL. I’d choose the holy grail..
What’s the word written on the Holy Grail? Holy Grail? If it is, I’m taking it!
epic cup
The one on the right looks like an axe bottle; and though axe smells appealing, it tastes nasty. Your holy grail-hating friends can suck it.
I choose only the best.
I am the same way. I have a set of ugly green plastic cups – but they are seriously the BEST ever!!!!! They don’t sweat on the outside, and hold cold liquids perfectly! I always offer those ones over my “glasses” any day. Your holy grail is pure awesomeness.
The one on the right looks like a magic 8 ball toy, an evil magic 8 ball toy.
I have a couple different holy grails, one is for coffee, one is for regular drinks, and so on.
LOL
Shamu is key.
That glass looks like a bomb. Seriously.
the one on the right looks like it’ll suck liquids down into the netherworld
if we think logically, the holy grail definitely wins. why? well… it looks like it holds more deliciousness, that’s why!
Oh I would definitely choose the Holy Grail! It is clearly waaay better!The mug I always use is white with bees on it…but I am not nearly as nice as you are…I never offer my bee mug to anyone else.Alisha
That is a hot chunky mess. Way to be. I could drink from either, really. But I see what you’re doing. It’s a nice thing. Share the grail-y love. I’m picking up what you’re laying down. Sandwich.
my holy grail does something extraordinary…CHECK IT OUT!! mutha fucka mixes my chocolate or strawberry milk for me. represent
You have one too?!Woman, that is MAH Grail!
That glass one has an urn appearance. Things are much more refreshing from old, plastic favorites.
Hehe.
absitively posolutely! i want to live forever!
I’d just go with the plastic cup. I’d be afraid of breaking or chipping the nice cup.
You wouldn’t want to let me use your Holy Grail, because I chew plastic cups. Then your Holy Grail would become Holy Crap!
ice cold fresca in the unvincible cup ftw!you chose… wisely.
i like glass cups.
I have my favorite cups, too. In my case, it’s a cheap hard plastic cup we got in a Burger King happy meal or something. I think this one is a Pocohontas one. I think I also had the Lion King, but I have no idea what happened to it.