I’ve had the pleasure of receiving a “first!” comment on a few of my posts. I’ve only ever seen them on websites with very high-traffic, and have thus always regarded them as a sort of prestigious honor given only to the elite. So to have someone care enough about my blog to actually leave a “first!” comment is seriously an honor that I appreciate immensely. I even feel a bit guilty sometimes because I don’t think I deserve such an accolade. It’s like giving me an Oscar for successfully lying to my parents, or awarding me with the Nobel Peace Prize for breaking up a tussle between two angry sea cucumbers—I feel so unworthy!
The “first!” comment has got me wondering: why isn’t there a “last!” comment? Being the first person to leave a comment on a website that will end up with hundreds of comments is tough, but being the very last person to leave a comment seems tougher. Unlike the “first!” comment, the “last!” comment requires you to constantly be on high alert because at any moment, you could find yourself bumped up a spot by a new “last!” commenter. And when everyone sees that you wrote “last!” when it turns out you’re actually second to last, they’ll all think of you as the guy who was lulled into a false sense of security and let his guard down. To the rest of the world, you’re just a Little Leaguer trying to play with the pros—you can’t hang.
And isn’t vying for the last spot much more exciting than fighting for the first? Imagine: you, bent over in front of your screen and hitting the refresh button every few seconds in search of the next person who dares to take your title of “last!” commenter away. And then, when a new commenter has bumped you up a slot and becomes the new reigning last placer, you obliterate his achievement by putting up a new “last!” comment of your own. Mwahahahahaha!
Yes, that’s my lucky watermelon dress.
absolutangel64 
first!
LMAOOOOOOOOOodamn second -.-
you crazy Kraken
Last!!!!!!!!
AHAHHAHAA last! .. for now
6th!
You’ll forget about this, but wait: in a few months, I’ll be back to take my rightful spot.
I dun wanna play the last game cause I KNOW I won’t be last…buttttt….I’m SIXTH!! =) WOOT!
top 10!
I just felt the need to leave something,BTW, LAST!
aww darn it, i’m in the muddy middle. booooo!
good cartoons
LOL. It would be such a pain to constantly refresh. T_T
i’m going to wait until nobody is paying attention, come back to this post, and then be the last to comment.
hahaha
last! =)
Is it safe yet… Last! Maybe?? ( =_= )
not last
Love your stick figure drawings.Not last! 😛
Your watermelon dress makes you look all the more delicious……you should probably shower now.
There was a long time that you were MIA before writing again….were you spending all that time playimg the “last” challenge??? Getting “last” is easy! All one has to do is just answer your post several months after you’ve written them. To really make it a no brainer – one could just respond to a post that’s years old. I think the watermelon dress is tres cool. By the way, looking at the last panel- based on proportion, either your foot is reallllly tiny or that laptop is reallllly big!
today i bought a watermelon kleenex box that looks exactly like that dress hahaha
FIRST!!!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!won!!!Uno!!!juan!!!!
lol i love that facial expression of yourself that you drewit just screams out “Imma kill all of youz!!11”
i’m not sure i understand this logic.. for first, at least you can solidify a first and no one can take that away.. but last, anyone can still get it at any time
The watermelon dress is quite lovely. I think your poor little character is going crazy.
Hahaha, your cartoons are adorable and your watermelon dress is simply sublime.
hahaha love that watermelon dress. It was the first thing I noticed.
Perhaps strive to be the ‘first-laster’. That makes more sense in my head.
LMFAO! This post is hilarious. :p
I have a post where I said the last comment wins and people have been fighting it out for almost a year.
last is what people do on ebay when they try to snipe your bid at the last second. those bastards!
You really know how to come up with ways to waste time, huh? Forget the watermelon dress, what’s up with the crazy mohawk?
Lol. Nice comic! 😀
hahaha funny post…
LAST!
Thirty seventh :DOhhh the glory
LOL…I consider your site one with high traffic…you’re pretty amusing, and yet real enough to come and visit our sites every so often. (yeah, nothing new on mine, don’t waste your time!!! LOL)
Best. =)
haha very funny post. and i hope this comment isn’t the last…..its a pretty lame comment. …..oh gosh….i just made the comment even more lame by saying it was lame……now i really hope i’m not last. i don’t think i could live with the guilt.
yessss last! ❤ the watermelon dress. does it come in any other color?
Nah! Nah! I am THE “last”!!!!! ahahahaha
LAST!!!
I can’t figure out why your posts don’t get featured more often!
Last! For the time being. 😀 –> D:!
haha I like the watermelon dress. Do you have one of those in your wardrobe?
Last.
ultimate last.
last bitches
Last 🙂