While I was in Taiwan, I saw a lot of commercials for those fancy toilets that have butt rinsing functions. The toilets have water jets built into them, and sort of look like this:
When someone activates the function, the jet appears under the person’s butt and cleans it off with a stream of water. I’ve used a peach to illustrate this feature because a piece of fruit is undeniably cuter than a crusty butt hole.
I know, I know, the stem and leaf are at the wrong end, but drawing them in their correct places would have made my peach look like it had a twig pee-pee and a ghetto ass leaf loin cloth.
Anyway, since my butt doesn’t drink water, and I’m sure yours doesn’t either, my question is this:
Where does the water end up after it rinses someone clean?
I know it ends up in the toilet, but what about that water jet? It’s still underneath the person’s butt, isn’t it? Doesn’t that mean some poop wash ends up on the spout? If so, then the next person who takes a dump and activates the rinse function would end up getting washed off by water that has been tainted by someone else’s doodoo bits.
That can’t be how those toilets work!
absolutangel64 
Ewww, I never thought about that. The hotels in Korea have these, but I never tried out all of the different functions on the toilet other than “flush.”
It’s called a Bidet…blame the French for that one! And it also depends on the model. Most spouts have a separate water source and dont sit right under the fanny but to the side and shoots a stream at an angle.
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gross… so glad I have never used those!
LOL oh man… ive used that once in japan, now im kinda grossed out hahah
Bored on the toilet are we?
haha…yea I thought about that too and it also motorized so it moves back and forth too!
wow that never occured to me before :Sgross.
generally, and by generally i mean ALWAYS, i’m distrustful of metal rods in the vicinity of my anus. but that’s just me.
not 1 question mark
When the user….er, peach activates the function, the nozzle comes out, shoots the water, then retracts back and I believe water is sprayed on it to clean it for the next user…er, peach.
isn’t there a separate contraption similar to a that looks just like a toilet where it shoots water up your butt as well as blow dry it??
We can find it in some toilets in Japan, but no all like to use it… for personal reasons… I’m not a fan of that because I never saw people cleaning the spout… gross
actually that IS how they work. And it’s not meant to be used in place of wiping, it’s meant for womens sanitary needs.
OMG, what a great observation. That actually made me laugh too.
Miniscule remnants of someone else’s feces probably won’t affect you.
sorta nasty..remind me never to use those type of toilets..i’d prefer to stick to my old school toilet instead.
you have succeeded at grossing me out this morning
I have one of these at home. The real benefit is that there’s a seat warmer so your booty doesn’t get a cold shock during the winter months. I don’t really use the bidet function, but I just ran over to take a look at how it kinda works. As for the nozzle, it only extends when you actually use the bidet function. However, when it retracts, water is forced out of the housing and it kinda rinses itself off. Finally, the nozzle extends at an angle and sorta shoots water towards your bum and does not sit underneath your bum. Thus, in theory, the nozzle isn’t directly underneath the path of falling poo water.
oh ewwww.
And really, who would want to pull their pants up on a wet butt?
That looks incredibly creepy!
I bet you it cleans itself! =D 9__9
This is the cutest, funniest, yet most nasty post I’ve ever read lol.
haha…. never tried those bathroom just yet…
lol i’ve seen it but never used it too… so idk but still u have a point… maybe u clean it urself? :p
The solution to this phobia is obvious: don’t use toilets in foreign countries until you’ve had a couple of stiff drinks..
well at least it doesn’t take two toilets to wash the tushie. haha well i guess in terms of who owns two, but i guess combining the two works out. then again poopie water to make something Clean doesn’t sound to right.
LOOOOOOOL good point.
The people who use them, actually swear by them. They have even said to me, “if you had shit on your hands, would you be happy with just wiping it off with just a tissue?”
I’ll have to ask my friend who lives in Taiwan. Haha!
oh those bidets. its worse in ghetto thailand. theres a hole in the ground to squat over, and a hose. yes A HOSE. go figure.