The first time I ever used “eat a dick” in an actual conversation…
I don’t know why some exes feel the need to tell you this stuff, but I do know they’re always expecting you to respond. It’s not like they’re putting themselves out there for the sake of conversation–no way. They’re probably sharing their regrets because somewhere in their minds, they think there is a possibility you’re still interested. You were, after all, the one who got dumped.
Maybe if I were in fact still interested in this guy, I’d have come up with a decent response. But I wasn’t interested…so I didn’t have anything to say.
This actually wasn’t even that long ago…and I should have done the Jig of Awesomeness!
absolutangel64 
Men are still suffering from the mind set that you are just waiting for them, good for you. I like a woman who stands up for herself. Men need to figure this stuff out and quit being such dominating dickwads.
ahahaha… I’ve never told anyone to eat a dick buttttt I have told someone to suck my left nut. Lol
That’s on my to do list…tell someone to eat a dick.:)
Great responses on your part! 🙂
WIN WIN WIN!
You should do the Jig of Awesomeness for your drawings alone, I love them!
Hahaha… your response was all sorts of awesome. Good for you!That guy was being a tool, anyway. He should eat a fat dick.
hahaha you’re too awesome.
lol love how you gave him a logical answer before telling him to eat dick… most ppl just cut straight to the chase and leave the poor fellow confused.. good response!
I will say this next time some guy says that to me.. 🙂 ooo yeaaaa
i would love to eat a dick.
I missed you. Great job.
Hehehe
This is epic and completely amazing, haha.
Aahahahahah. Tell it like it is, girl!
ouch
Guys suck.
Oh yeah! This truly is deserving of the sensational Jig of Awesomeness! ^^
Awesome form of retelling- pictures make it so much more entertaining.
LMAO! That was awesome!
next post – the animated GIF of “jig of awesomeness”.
total awesomeness!
LMAO!
lolI remember my first time:Kyle…Knock KnockWho’s there?EAT A DICK!
lol. funnydid you draw this?
Yup, the jig might have been necessary.
haha ex GFs always seem so bitter
You are my HERO!
lol that was awesome.
hahahahaha i love the pictures
I love dicks, so if a girl said that to me, I’d be sitting there, licking my lips, napkin over my chest, with fork and knife in hand. j/k!Story aside, great paint job if you didn’t steal it! You can see the great acting in their facial expressions. 🙂
You need cooler exes. Let me be a notch in your belt.
wait…so what was his reaction when you said that? it couldn’t have ended there!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
He should eat TWO dicks for being such a douche.
if you ever run into him you should definitely do the Jig of Awesomeness!
I’m hoping you shouted this real loud in the middle of a crowded area.
hahahaha oh dear!
the part i love best about your illustrations are the way you do the facial expressions and the eyes
LOL. WOW.
awesome response ;D
HAHAHAHA, GIRL you are my hero. I would’ve replied exactly the same way.
you’re a beast!
ROFL That’s so great! LOL
How would you have reacted if you dumped him ?
omg!!! lmao
=) You owned him! For a brief shining moment, you had an orange Rick James-esque aura.
Hahaha… some guys think they can win you over by saying silly things like this. They don’t realize they’re full of shit or in this case, have no balls.
you should do a flash animation and make a south park style episode.
Awesome ❤