absolutangel64

The first time I ever used “eat a dick” in an actual conversation…

I don’t know why some exes feel the need to tell you this stuff, but I do know they’re always expecting you to respond. It’s not like they’re putting themselves out there for the sake of conversation–no way. They’re probably sharing their regrets because somewhere in their minds, they think there is a possibility you’re still interested. You were, after all, the one who got dumped.

Maybe if I were in fact still interested in this guy, I’d have come up with a decent response. But I wasn’t interested…so I didn’t have anything to say.

This actually wasn’t even that long ago…and I should have done the Jig of Awesomeness!