Read an article on Perezhilton.com about that bald British actor who plays the same character in every movie Jason Statham–> Curious about the age difference between Statham and his girlfriend –> Looks him up on Wikipedia –> Sees that he was previously linked to a Kelly Brook –> Clicks on the link to Kelly Brook’s page to see what she looks like –> Sees this:
It says Kelly Brook is a “…pornstar who has massibe breasts that I wanna lick.”
–> Massibe? –> Looks down at keyboard –> Sees the “V” and “B” keys are right next to each other –> Spelling Nazi inside me goes nuts, “‘Massibe’?! Are you f*cking serious?! It’s ‘massive’! Maaaasssssiiiiive!!!!”
absolutangel64 
Perhaps he/she thought they were both “massive” and “hot”, and did a portmanteau of wasabi and massive. You have to look for the hidden genius. 😉
The fact that the wiki police haven’t corrected the spelling or the personal comment by the editor shows that nobody cares about Kelly Brook… well except Statham who cared.
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